Panne PacLeod

Help. My cat thinks he’s a reformed boy on a Zoom call

Please clap.

At a point in my life where I’m pretty willing to vote for any politician with the platform of not forcing me to be jet lagged without the joys of traveling

Overheard at the grocery store Person 1: I think I’m just anxious because I’m new to the Wichita area Person 2: that doesn’t change how shopping carts work

At a point in my life where I keep finding myself headbopping to Handel

After 5 years of apartment living, I now have a really nice outdoor space and believe me when I say: fresh air can fix a lot of things

If I had to pick, I’d say Amanda Bynes playing soccer with her hair down is the most unrealistic part of She’s The Man

Baked a cake and fixed a dryer this weekend, so I guess you could call me a renaissance Anne

I’m once again asking: what happened to the existing Mrs Claus in The Santa Clause?

The ice cream truck driving by my house each evening feels way more suspicious post daylight savings

Watching The Rock for the first time ever and why did none of you tell me who all was in this movie??

I’d call this a successful Reformation day

Just checked the weather and there’s a 100% chance of flannel today

If I had to guess, I bet it’s selling in bulk so nothing fits in pockets

The Golden Bachelor gives real pharmaceutical commercial vibes

Recently started stripping paint off doors and I finally understand why Gibbs spent so much time building a boat in his basement on NCIS

I’ve been buying energy drinks lately as I’ve found most of my coworkers are easily bribed by them and I have yet to find one flavor that looks appetizing