Sometimes I make beer.
Long Beach, CA
Joined March 2009
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Do you often wake up at random hours with the DuckTales theme song BLARING in your head or are you weird?
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Still thinking about how last month there was a car on fire in the @Dodgers parking lot and Dieter was playing “We Didn’t Start The Fire” on the organ during it.
I can only hope to be half that legendary someday.
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High functioning means you are in a complete meltdown with dry heaves and ugly bawling but you will still send positive messages to your friend because this ain’t their problem.
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I get to help a non profit wildlife conservation organization! So excited.
Time to help save the starving California Brown Pelicans!
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Kansas City friends!
Is it better to own a house in Missouri or Kansas? I’m curious about the financial pros & cons of each.
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“He’s just sat there looking sad for 35 years.”
Oh no, I’m Larry. – at Long Beach, CA
This was really good. Larry's a character who has been in the show since episode 1, but he's never talked to anyone and no one has ever talked to him. He's just sat there looking sad for 35 years. & the episode explores just how tragic that really is (but humorously!)
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On that note, does anyone want to add me on @LinkedIn? I promise I’m a real person. 😂 – at Long Beach, CA
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Oh no, @LinkedIn restricted my account. This is going to be the longest hour ever. – at Long Beach, CA
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I paid off my car loan!!!
And just in time because I still don’t have employment.
Here’s hoping a job offer is my next milestone. – at Long Beach, CA
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Has anyone gone to @latimes Festival of Books before? I’m interested in some panels but curious about the overall vibe and setup. – at Long Beach, CA
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