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it’s hard to be bard ♒️♐️♍️ sun moon rising sidereal ♑️♏️♌️

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Joined January 2013
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looking directly at me can be dangerous
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they’re playing bee ball !! :)
Researchers gave bumblebees a straight route to food but some wandered off it to push tiny balls around instead. One bee did it 117 times.
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you're a little schemer, aquarius.
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'There is a cave nearby with something important in it. Bye! CLICK!'
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whatll it b 2nite
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i love shit that isnt "For" me
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my brain: do not do that my heart: i cant pfffpt understand pffft ur pffffpfpt ACCENT!! PFFFPT!!!!!
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Replying to @andyspoor
look if that's the only leg u hav to stand on in this argument then why fucking do anything ever ur just gnna die fuck it !!!!THE BED LOOKS NICE MADE AND CHANGES THE ENERGY IN THE ROOM FOR FUCK SAKE
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honestly if ur bed isnt made rn do not talk to me
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*looking at my heart on a platter*
are you going to devastate that?
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I COME FROM THE LAND OF ROCKY UH YeA PHILLY WEABOO I LIKE CHEESESTEAK POCKY !!!
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please contact me 💌💻
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bad aesthetic, outdated concept, stressful and chaotic...i would even venture to say cancelling christmas wld feel "like christmas" cuz of the amount of time n money we'd all save
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sorry everyone christmas is cancelled this year on accounta i dont like it
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my brain addressing me to wake me up in the morning:
Worm. Begin your fears or not.
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don't feel alarmed when you hear laughter at 3am, aquarius. that's just the spirit in the basement.
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there are two wolves inside of me. one is incessantly digging itself into an ever-deepening hole and the other one is fine i guess.
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can i come over and do this to you
‘Kiss’ by Yang Li (2023)
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💜💚🩷 u can count on me
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i’m just a keen reference to something else, not sure what.
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i’ll be your Cybele and strike you with madness if you’ll be my Attis and castrate yourself
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