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Gurgaon, India
Joined December 2008
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ansHU MOR retweeted
Somos la generación que pasó de hacer 20 llamadas de broma en ☎️ fijo, a recibir 200 llamadas Spam en un día 😂😂😂
El verdadero Karma
ansHU MOR retweeted
This is quite something ! Serbian RTV channel starts yesterday's bulletin by apologizing to viewers👇
"For years, we failed to fulfill our duty. We kept silent, turned a blind eye, reported events one-sidedly and failed to ask necessary questions. We owe our viewers an apology”
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At least 61,059 Form-7 applications seeking the deletion of names from Karnataka’s electoral rolls were filed by election officials themselves, with not a single application mentioning a reason for the deletion, a mandatory requirement under the Registration of Electors Rules, 1960.
✍️@pon_vasanth and @rishitaakhanna
thehindu.com/news/national/k…
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Ten astrological predictions for next 5 months
1) The air quality in Delhi NCR region will deteriorate steadily, and become unbearable.
2) AQI values will be worse than 400, reaching upto 1000 and beyond on some days. The govt. will deny it all, claiming between 145 to 320 at the most. They'll reject citizen readings claiming it's all scaremongering.
3) Massive hate campaign against Punjab parali burners will begin November first week, and continue for next 45 days.
4) Some attention and lip-service will be paid to other major reasons like road dust, construction dust, power plant emissions, vehicular emission, solid waste burning, etc. Govt. will pretend to be very serious around mid-December.
5) Kiran Bedi will post 3 times on AQI crossing 900 we are dying help. No one she'll tag will respond.
6) New announcements on making Delhi liveable will be made around January.
7) Diwali firecrackers will see the same round of appeals and abuses, as in previous 3 years.
8) Supreme Court will express deep concern and warn the governments to act else we'll step in. Then, nothing will happen.
9) This will continue till end-Feb and peter out on its own.
10) Around October 25, 2027, the above 9 will start in a loop.
Enjoy Amrut Kaal 🫡
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Modi's biggest achievement in 13 years is building a very strong and almost violent culture of anti-intellectualism.
He has dragged the nation into a cesspool of infinite mediocrity, covered with limitless arrogance.
Ambition is now equal to achievement. And his Bhakts actually believe every lie being peddled, despite stark proofs visible to naked eye.
The loss is generational. By the time he's done with the country, there'd be little left. It'll be back to building from near scratch.
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#PeekOnGround: Protesters from different students’ organizations confronted Delhi Police personnel who stopped them from marching in Delhi’s Connaught Place on Thursday.
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Just when it seems the Delhi Police cannot possibly commit any further atrocities, another video emerges that is even more horrifying.
It now appears that the police themselves are more dangerous than the goons.
#JudicialCustody
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Gyanesh Kumar is the enemy of India.
More than 12 crore names have reportedly been deleted from electoral rolls.
That is roughly 12.4% of the 97 crore registered electorate around the 2024 Lok Sabha election.
The gap between the BJP-led NDA and the opposition was just 2%.
Gyanesh Kumar isn’t conducting elections, he is scripting them.
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We spent months investigating the inner working of the EC.
What we found: the majority of the Commission, kept in the dark for almost a year.
Election Commissioners Sukhbir Singh Sandhu and Vivek Joshi objected on record at least 14 times in 10 months, FOUR times on a single day, to decisions taken in the Commission's name without their knowledge.
Here is what they flagged:
(3/10)
indianexpress.com/article/ex…
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ansHU MOR retweeted
गुरुग्राम से आया हर वीडियो बता रहा है कि शहर में पानी निकालने का सिस्टम नहीं है। स्कूल बसें डूब रही हैं। यह एक नया शहर था, नए सिरे से बसा फिर इसकी समस्या पुराने बसे शहरों की तरह क्यों हैं? इसका समाधान सोचा जाना चाहिये। ज़िला प्रशासन को खुल कर बताना चाहिए कि उनके अनुसार गुरुग्राम की समस्या के क्या कारण हो सकते हैं? ठीक होगी या नहीं होगी? वहाँ के रहने वाले लोग अगर नहीं बोलेंगे तो फिर बदलाव कैसे आएगा? पाँच घंटे जाम में रह लेंगे, एक घंटे के लिए प्रदर्शन नहीं कर सकते? वहाँ के लोग हर तरह से सक्षम है।उन्हें पूरा अधिकार है कि अच्छी व्यवस्था मिले। न मिले तो क्या करना चाहिए? सरकार से पूछनी चाहिए उसकी बात, फिर बहस करनी चाहिए। बेकार बना दिए गए एक शहर में सौ करोड़ का फ़्लैट ख़रीद लेने से शहर अच्छा नहीं हो जाता है। अफ़सोस कि गुरुग्राम के लोगों को अच्छा शहर नहीं मिला और उसके लिए लोगों ने मिलकर कोशिश भी नहीं की।



















