hey i got busy and forgot it was happening but new ces hotbake single dropped today have at it open.spotify.com/album/0ucvT…

i have messages to reply to on ig but i can't do it man. i opened the app and its just women staring defiantly into the camera with text like "you can't have bangs with a cowlick" "you can't wear a £100 wedding dress" wow these bitches beating the odds left and right

i am home sick today which is great news if you are one of those funny little cats who looks like adam driver and has BPD

was gonna say a great day for a matinee but that isn't true ces. not in fact a good day to be inside the opera house, because outside the opera house is quite nice

remembered to put a timer on so i would remember to take my washing out of the dryer ✅ remembered to turn the dryer on, so that it would spend said hour drying my clothes ❌

obsessed w this little drawing i bought today but cannot figure out what story or nursery rhyme or whatever it's possibly illustrating?

hope she said wee wee

a good old-fashioned handcrafted joke, from a simpler time. they don't make em like this anymore

i have another niece! so crazy how i have 0 siblings but thanks to my cousins and friends and husband i am now rich beyond my wildest dreams in nieces

this is me and sean

hello patsy