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Boulder, CO
Joined June 2012
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Did you tell your AI agent about me?
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pickup basketball is what we were put on this earth to do
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The type of person who likes DoorDash food, has zero palate. And therefore has a low food aesthetic score. The DoorDash consumer is the lowest common denominator food consumer. They enjoy paying twice as much for cold food. Not a smart bunch.
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Wood is the rarest material in the Universe.
SpaceX will capture an asteroid with more gold than Earth's crust and land Optimus robots carrying American flags on Mars within 8 years. Starship parks Psyche in geosynchronous orbit over an American Pacific atoll. No humans within 50 miles. Optimus robots extract the metals. Delivery to Earth is free though some burns up on entry. Bezos said 15 years ago Earth gets zoned residential as heavy industry moves to space. Vast distances make emissions irrelevant. The same fleet lands on Mars in 8 years max. Optimus robots deploy solar panels, batteries, compute, and Starlinks for 4K video before humans arrive. SpaceX moves the factories off the planet.
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Posted up at the northern entrance of the Bolivian Salt Flats. Heading out in the AM for a 2 day crossing. Timed this entirely around the New Moon. Gonna be absolutely mental. Been dreaming of this for years.
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"Damn I wish instead of looking at a simple list of flight options I could make a phone call to an ai bot and verbosely describe my requirements and have an extended back and forth" - Me, never
dots demo. Now... with better WiFi.
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These are the best rappers and NBA players from every city on combined greatness: 1. Chicago — Kanye West × Michael Jordan 2. Los Angeles — Kendrick Lamar × Kobe Bryant 3. Toronto — Drake × Vince Carter 4. New York — Jay-Z × Jalen Brunson 5. Detroit — Eminem × Isiah Thomas 6. Philadelphia — Will Smith × Allen Iverson 7. New Orleans — Lil Wayne × Chris Paul 8. Atlanta — OutKast × Dominique Wilkins 9. Oakland — E40 × Steph Curry 10. Cleveland — Kid Cudi × LeBron James
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Replying to @Techmeme
zuck will fuck
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Zuck is a winner and being 5 foot 7 is definitely a part of that.
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They need to get on Splitwise atp
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DOOM The Dark Ages Producer Andrew Willis praises Nintendo as a Tree where they feed it fertilizer and water it and as a result the company bears fruit. Where as western companies are just cutting the tree down and then are like where are all the apples? It's why I say Nintendo will long outlive both Xbox & PlayStation.
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$15m to help get a generation of kids hooked on gambling is a choice. LeShame.
SCOOP: LeBron James will be paid $15 million per year under his endorsement deal with Polymarket. That's roughly $11 million more than the 76ers will pay him this season to play basketball. Reporting with @sportsrapport for @FOS: frontofficesports.com/articl…
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Palm trees are a scam. They drink more water and provide less shade than other trees. They're also highly flammable and dangerous in high wind. Time for LA to replace Palm Trees with trees that provide actual shade and cool down our city.
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Having an Onion nostalgia trip today. Hard for the youngins to understand how a satirical newspaper captured the zeitgeist so well in the early aughts. I’d almost forgotten this banger: a 9/11 conspiracy theorist squares off against Al Qaeda.
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Playing online chess has moved me from having no opinion on Indonesians to regarding them as amongst the most dishonourable people on earth
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Deciding whether or not I want a third child is such an immense power that it’s almost intoxicating. Just casually exercising free will over a metaphysical cleft in the universe, over two utterly different lives for me, two different worlds for everyone, a human existing or not.
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Every once in a while you work at a company that only hires people who know what they're doing, and suddenly its 20 people doing the same work as 400 somewhere else. There's zero meetings, everyone talks once a week on slack, and you go huh, how much garbage is there actually.
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Swimming in the Moscow River. USSR, 1987
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The purpose of bureaucracy is to create a simulated environment that will slowly condition you in obeying orders for no rhyme or reason. At some point, you're in the middle of a labyrinth and someone yells left, so you instinctively go left.
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I'm surprised how much of The Odyssey goes "And then they all got very sleepy, for it had been a long day. So they prepared lovely warm snuggly beds, and they went in those beds and had a nice lovely sleep. Then the rose-coloured dawn came, and they woke up nice and refreshed".
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