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Anya

@aowSec

Redbull-powered bibically accurate angel | Security Engineer, Incident Response @ Workday, prev @ Twitter | GCIH-Certified (She/her)

 Colorado, USA
Joined January 2015
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Panic! In the infosec room
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English pubs will have classy names like "Horse & Trumpet" but inside will be the trashiest people's you've ever met
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He's not getting up again
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@EverythingOOC7 Sep 2023
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Honky bitch
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"Updating JIRA takes less than 30 seconds. What's the big deal?" Says every middle manager who can't write code anymore because their job became pushing numbers in a spreadsheet and faxing JIRA reports.
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The cycle of professional growth
Three arrows pointing at each other in this order: mentee, mentor, mental

ALT Three arrows pointing at each other in this order: mentee, mentor, mental

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Crying is also an effective way to learn cyber security.
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My insane spice tolerance finally paid off- I impressed the Thai waitress so much she gave me a free $3 beverage 🎉🎉🎉 Just goes to show what years of dedication to your passion can get you 🙏🙏🙏
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He wants to know why you missed your deliverable deadlines (The deliverable was dinner)
Anya (@aowSec) profile pictureAnya@aowSec7 Aug 2023
Oliver is running the incident now.
Tabby cat in front of the camera during a zoom meeting

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Oliver is running the incident now.
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Real high quality ads over here
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The internet is a magical place. This guy suggests men should do slightly more than the bare minimum and they all lose their goddamned minds
derek guy (@dieworkwear) profile picturederek guy
@dieworkwear6 Aug 2023
i often see women wearing nice outfits for Friday/ Saturday dinners at upscale restaurants and their male partners making no effort and it seems like such a wasted opportunity. if you're going to pay $30 for spaghetti, why not make it a nice outing?
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Can't tell if it's just me but for some reason every day I go on Twitter and the people i've followed for years get increasingly more unhinged. And I'm not even talking about @xk_rumpumpkin
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For some reason it says I'm "subscribed" to musk??? I absolutely DID NOT do this. what a petty manchild. I actually have him *blocked*. This fucker stole my job why would I EVER give him money
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blood deprived
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Management let me in the room where they're rebuilding the team and now I'm crafting it in my image
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aw yeah, back on a SIRT team
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Once again trying not to get trashed at an on-site
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Ready 2 Flip (a table)
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