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Lover. Lost @tele_ola . Poet. Angry Christian Feminist

In my head
Joined February 2024
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I think I’m shadowbanned. Please quote this tweet with anything when you see it πŸ₯Ή
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Little blessings, like being in the comfort of your home while you purge, and not on the expressway in traffic.
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I pity Eminem, fastest rapper my foot. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Two fake male friends calling themselves boss but carrying their opened drinks while going to use the restroom.
Two fake female friends and calling themselves twinnie πŸ˜‚πŸ’”
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She has the right to refuse service from the same person who insulted her simple as that. If she went out to meet him and he slaps her or beats her y'all would say she's stupid for reporting and still meeting the same person ooo
She reported to customer care, customer care escalated and asked her to collect her item that the rider will be punished. She refused collect it She is the problem affecting the system here
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β€œChairman, what are you eating?” My kid: Pringles, Daddy. Do you want some? β€œYes, oya give me” *he gives me some then stares* Me: What? Him: When someone gives you something, what do you say?” Ahhhh 😭😭😭
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why my daddy called me 6 times during my no communication or relationship mood and i picked on the 7th one to tell him im not in the mood to talk and he said β€œsango olukoso joor jebure” 😭😭??? hellooo
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The day I was going to give birth to my son, one of my atheist best friends texted me: β€œAlthough we no longer share the same spiritual beliefs, today I defer to your God”. The way I cried?!
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Afrobeats has given Awilo such an incredible afterlife. What a fortune!
"That's my daughter..." Awilo Longomba and Ayra Starr πŸ‡¨πŸ‡©πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
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Enya 3:16. Only time. πŸ˜‚ πŸ«‚
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Today has been… a day.
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It is in their regime that you’ll be able to fall in love again. Vote wisely o
Beautiful Moment Between NDC Presidential Candidate, Mr. Peter Obi, And His Wife..
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She just pooped and after 6 wipes I decided to just bathe her. She sharted in the water.
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Children will humble youπŸ˜‚
My daughter takes a bite of my meatpie I made. Her: wow Me: is it yummy Her: No
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Wordle puzzle created by Ope 3/6 πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›β¬›β¬› πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 nytimes.com/games/create/wor… got it.
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sweet girl, e no bitter
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I asked my mum what she REALLY thinks about me being a SEX EDUCATOR πŸ‘€ Here’s what she had to say πŸ‘‡πŸΎ
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Thirsty doesn’t mean one will drink gutter water .
You will see them saying they are tired of being single and how they want their own man But DM them, they will never reply to you
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Due to financial reasons I’ve decided start making more β€˜adult content’ so starting tomorrow I'll be posting about back pain, hair loss, taxes and how the next generation is ruining society
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