a lot of ppl seem to be shocked by this but we truly believe there are already way too many tokens today. not interested in adding more. we rather help build towards a future where the strongest communities can thrive & grow.

hell of a morning rotating stuff for @Veildotcash firstly, user funds where never affected. they can't be, as we never have control over them in the first place. But We have a small stack, that ruins the relayer + indexer to help the site run a bit smoother. Worker wallets and API keys all rotated out now. Feel for the @Railway team, great product i've enjoyed for years.

An urgent notice from the Railway team blog.railway.com/p/security-…

Security called me at 6:12 AM today. "Patch every PHP server immediately." I asked what happened. "Two critical vulnerabilities. Remote code execution. No authentication required." Cool. How many PHP servers do we have? According to inventory: 12 According to reality: Nobody knows. We found one running WordPress. Three running old internal tools. One under someone's desk. Two inside vendor appliances. A forgotten employee directory from 2016. And a server named: PHP-OLD-DO-NOT-TOUCH Naturally, that one runs payroll exports. Then we found a PHP 5.6 box. I asked who owned it. The documentation said: BRIAN. Brian left in 2019. We called Brian. He said: "Oh wow, that's still running?" Excellent. By 8 AM, leadership joined the incident call. CEO: "Can hackers actually get in?" Security: "Potentially yes." CEO: "Without a password?" Security: "Yes." CEO: "Then why do WE need passwords?" Not the lesson. Finance asked if we could wait until the weekend to patch because downtime affects revenue. Security explained that the alternative was letting strangers execute code on our servers. Finance asked for a cost comparison. At 9:17, someone suggested temporarily taking the vulnerable websites offline. Marketing refused. "Our campaign is live." So for the next hour, the company officially decided maintaining a landing page for 20% off webinar registration was more important than preventing remote server takeover. We finally patched everything we could find. Then our scanner discovered another PHP server. Hostname: TEMP-PHP-2014 Uptime: 4,512 days. Nobody knows what it does. Nobody owns it. Nobody can shut it down. But every time we block network access, the warehouse stops printing shipping labels. Security has classified it as critical infrastructure. It is running PHP 5.4. The vulnerability has existed longer than half our employees. The emergency patch took four hours. Finding out what PHP actually runs took eleven. The internet isn't held together with code. It's held together with servers everyone is afraid to turn off.

Big day for Aero 🛫

I have an AI agent that logs every negative comment someone makes about me online. It then creates a profile of the person, maps all of their social connections, and finds all their emails. Tomorrow morning, my AI agent will sent out an email blast to everyone's extended social network, detailing the horrible things they've said about me.

How Kimchi and Pumpfun just extracted over $1,000,000 in 1 hour $40M Runner was deployed 13 seconds after pumpfun rebranded, and 1 minute before kimchi changed his bio to @pumpfun It's physically impossible for a real human to have deployed this coin without insider knowledge solscan.io/tx/569xgt1rjPZCJi… Deploy - 23:00:15 (UTC) / 7:00:15 EST Kimchi change bio - 7:01:43 / 23:01:43 (UTC) Top traders made over 1m 😭

This baboon Elon made it so that if you click any link on here, that website you go to can get your twitter account info if it gets compromised Which is how I have 3k+ sessions apparently