mom, I am a rich man
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Kelsey Dunlap retweeted
We’re celebrating #InternationalDanceDay with the best dancing Wildlife Warrior in the world! @BindiIrwin you will always be our dancing queen of conservation. 💚🐊
Kelsey Dunlap retweeted
You have $3 to build your life:
$200 - a sense of purpose
$250 - brain that produces dopamine
$300 - reciprocated feelings
$400 - healthy coping mechanisms
$2 - existential dread
$1 - crippling caffeine addiction
Kelsey Dunlap retweeted
11 years ago, I was texting a dude I'd hooked up with a few times as I got ready for thanksgiving back in my hometown. "I forget, what's your town called again?" He asked. I told him. One EIGHT HOUR DRIVE later he appeared at my doorstep.
WHAT A DUMBASS.
Anyway we're married.
Kelsey Dunlap retweeted
🚨 americans stop reading 🚨
my canadian friends. we could deadass steal alaska if we wanted to. i don’t even think anyone is living there. let me know what you think. my sunday is completely open
Kelsey Dunlap retweeted
This looks amazing!
I've been talking to animals for years now...And they finally started talking back. Does this mean I was getting the silent treatment?
Watch the trailer for #DolittleMovie in theaters January 2020 and ❤ this Tweet to get updates from @DolittleMovie every month until opening day.
Kelsey Dunlap retweeted
All I’m saying, is if I were a horse, I would not jog 100% sound – at Frankfort, KY
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a girl I met recently works at the starbucks on campus. I saw her today and told her I didn’t know that she worked there and that I’ve probably seen her before. she said “yeah I was there last year when you spilt your coffee”
ahh my memory lives on, great 😅
Kelsey Dunlap retweeted
I wear long sleeves when I ride.....if horses are gonna kill me, it’ll be because I come off a wild one, not due to a preventable form of cancer.
Wear sunscreen. Wear long sleeves. Wear a wide brim hat when you teach. Be proactive. It’s worth it.
Kelsey Dunlap retweeted
I’m standing by the short stirrup ring and see a little girl kick her pony up to the right distance and her trainer whisper “good!” and voila cue the waterworks because apparently that’s enough to make me tear up
