ALT Emotional Effect: Reminds me of when I was 13 / I'm not aroused at all Physical Effect: Will hurt when thrown / They'll walk it off Politics: Apolitical, realistic, pristine / There's a woman in it Old School: Played in or before the 90s / Not played by real gamers Dice Pools: Give me all the dice / 2d6: "the baby's roll" Vibes: Would pick me up from the airport / Would get weirdly angry at board game night Word For GM: Abyss Gazer, Big Boss, Mister Basement / Game Master, things of that nature D&D: "The DM can fix the rules, so this was a good use of $180" / 4E Can I play Weird Al: You can / Mocks concept Goblins: Nasty grubs forsaken by God / adopted by horny artist Fantasy Setting: I've worked on this for 20 years. It has elves / Unique setting, tries new things Life: Cleanses pores / Gives you 27 types of COVID Reddit—join or burn?: I'd love to hear the opinions of a 24yo racist / I'd prefer to make a Tick Tock Has it been prophesied: The legends were true / not foretold by scrolls