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“Sideways and backwards everywhere we go!”

South West, England
Joined February 2011
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Maybe this international break has come at the right time for this football club. So much to sort. So much for Parker & his team to work on and get stuck into. That today was fucking awful. Shit fitness levels, shit players. Club don’t deserve the support it gets.
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New manager bounce for EVERY club in the world = win / go on a run West Ham? Na I’m alright we will continue to be utter spastics
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We have a goalkeeper and two CB’s who look like conceding with every attack.
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Worst keeper we’ve ever had.
Mads Hermansen everybody 👏 #WHUFC
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We’re not going up this season ! We’re miles away , we haven’t and we’re not even prepared for this league . SP can nick a play off place he’s had a fkn touch …. Imo . ⚒️
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You can’t blame the new management for today’s result. They haven’t been here long enough to get their philosophy across. But I will blame them for starting Hermanson - when it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see how poor he has been. Roberto & McKnight’s form!
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You can’t blame the new management for today’s result. They haven’t been here long enough to get their philosophy across. But I will blame them for starting Hermanson - when it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see how poor he has been. Roberto & McKnight’s form!
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Hermansen doesn’t even stick his arm out…if he does he saves that. Honestly hermansen is worse than roberto. Parker has to drop him
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The standard is so low at this famous old club now You've watched royalty wear Our fucking colours. Proper, proper players Don't tell Me "x isnt good but he tries/ he cares" That's a bare fucking minimum; to give a wank Demand more than "not bad" Raise your fucking bar ⚒️
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Mads Hermansen has faced just 10 shots in his last THREE games. 8 have beaten him. An absolutely damning statistic. Almost every shot is finding the back of the net. West Ham are effectively playing without a goalkeeper. This simply cannot continue.
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Clip 1: Watch Kilmans "recovery sprint" Clip 2: Another day Mav has played in their striker again... Huge chunk of luck here Ill tell you again and again - neither are anywhere good enough to play for West Ham United.... Hammer of the fucking year?
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Well we can hang that on Hermansen. Woeful on both goals. When your keeper cannot save anything you're not getting promoted.
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Look at that make a wish cunt in orange man
🚨 Oladapo Afolayan makes it two. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Blackburn 2-0 West Ham teapawt.net/Stefani48335766/status…
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Parker has a big job on his hands to turn these weak useless players into a good team capable of going up. They look Sunday league.
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In the EFL Championship, the usual target for avoiding relegation is around 50 points. 27 points to safety!
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This is going to get very ugly very quickly.
"You're not fit to wear the shirt" sing angry West Ham fans following the the loss to Blackburn Rovers. #WHUFC
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I hope Bowen hands in a transfer request in January he don’t deserve to be associated with this
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Can we all agree I was bang on
Replying to @whucam_
If Hermansen faced the same amount of shots that Areola faced, we’d have lost plenty of matches 25-0
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