toned madonna

Scientists are calling it “gay”: meet the thing that you are

Night in with my evil son

I’m gay and that’s not even mentioning the homosexuality

We need things in order to live

I say this with love!!! But if you own the orange iPhone 17 pro then you *are* a piggy bottom cumslut load hog boytoy pass around cumrag sub hole ff pnp bb piss in it sloppy hole for men. And I love that!

If I had iMessage I would haha react you

Straight coworker who cannot let a single shift go by without saying something gay told me he and his girlfriend are going as Lindsay and Tobias for Halloween

I’m proud to announce gay thoughts magazine a place to publish gay thoughts

Asked trade from the nude beach if he sees me as a boy or a girl and he said both

My lifelong dream is to be told I look like someone

if something bad happened i would be like okay..........

This two day trip home for my grandpa’s funeral randomly being the most healing thing that’s ever happened to me

At the wake my uncle started talking about televisions made by the company LG and there was more than one nervous glance in my direction when he said “LG TV”

Battered fillet with torture sauce

Can someone help me figure out how to use my brother’s coffee machine he’s at the gym and I want coffee

Back home visiting for the funeral and my old man baby boy Oscar is still so obsessed with me. Hopped straight into bed with me just like every night in high school 💗

Sex with me is actually number 1 in the book of 101 so amazing things to do before you die

The math major in my life reading this tweet

Madly in love with the beautiful Moroccan boy who flirted with me hard at the nude beach yesterday and then got my instagram and he ONLY HAS 25 FOLLOWERS which is randomly the hottest part