hi i’m valerie.

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Joined September 2023
She looks like she’s about to sing Bunny Is A Rider
this is actually kinda crazy lmao
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My mom just showed me an ai generated video of abnormally tall and skinny Hasidic Jew dancing in front of a Ferrari and asked me if it was real
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Elizabeth Holmes at Stanford, 2004
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Did yall hear about Vladimir Putin opening the oldest vault to reveal images of biblical figures? They all black every single one.
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Putin has not opened the “oldest vault” or any vault for that matter. No Russian media or Russian state media has made this claim. This is a TikTok, YouTube and bitchute conspiracy with no reliable facts or evidence. Search Russian news: yandex.com/search/?text=p…
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tuning into the new avatar show and actually kinda liking it
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things keep happening at the local record store that won’t hire me
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Took bites out of both of my bagels while putting cream cheese on them because I just couldn’t wait #zeroimpulsecontrol
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What's gonna happen to white people when Breaking Bad is over?
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Throwing ass to Crayon Angels by Judee Sill in the BCNR pit
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Oh no my gorgeous 39 year old baby son got kidnapped just for attending Coachella outside Auschwitz
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just had the most terrifying driving experience of my life while leaving disney world. unsure how i managed to not kill myself and my family. maybe i died and this is the afterlife. who knows anymore
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Dark chocolate cake with a rose cardamom raspberry compote and pistachio cream filling and pistachio cream cheese frosting i decided to make last minute #yay #itwasdrytbh
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was taking a pic to show my mom my outfit and Oliver decided he needed to be in the picture too
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the fit is trash but whatever i was just going grocery shopping
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Five year old says he wants to be Harry Potter for Halloween. Yeah sorry no. Not in my house. How about you be Thomas Sankara.
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Did so badly on an open note test that it dropped my grade a whole letter
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