@apsster

Instructor x Marketer bridging the gap between theory and chaos, proving I'm duo by name and dodo by nature. #Nomyourself #threadtalk

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Joined March 2010
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Started as a strike-alert page, became a media empire, pivoted to retail, and now I fully expect them to launch a highway construction firm called Routine of Nepal Khulla. Spent a decade posting "Today is Nepal Banda" just to end up opening the roads themselves.
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Xavier Uncle
@xavieruncleliteOct 24
divorce ke liye jaruri nahi ki court jaya jaye, koffee with karan par bhi jaa sakte hai.
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Simra ✨
@Her_P_O_VOct 24
Did y'all notice Shahid checking for his heart after hugging Kareena? BRO THOUGHT HE LOST IT AGAIN 😭💀
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App-fatigue is real. I’ve tried half a dozen personal finance apps and none of them stick. What are you all using that actually works? Any genuine recommendations? 📈👇
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🙌🙌 3/6* 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Shobhit Bakliwal@shobhiticOct 19
anyone who recently entered Dubai with visa on arrival because they had B1/B2 US visa? have a couple of questions, if you can ping, will be very helpful
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I’ve peeled enough garlic today to cater a Newari bhoj. At this point, I’m personally contributing to the national garlic economy. 😭
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Jao mujhe nahi khelni hai 6/6* ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Selroti 🤗
Norma
@onorma_Oct 14
You have to name him the last thing you ate
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Malai timi pralaya man na parne! 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Reminding every single day, that I'm bad at this 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Gaurav@gauravtmusicOct 12
The big one tomorrow night at Swig, Koregaon Park! Overdrive live featuring Sunny Dsouza, Kush Upadhyay, Gino Banks and Shashank Das. If you are into Blues Rock, you can't miss this! See you Pune!
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What exactly is Creators HQ Nepal? 🤔 Looks like a huge hub for content creators. Anyone here plugged into it or know what they're up to?
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I don't like it! 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Happy Dashain to everyone except to the relatives who ask "So, when are we hearing the wedding bells?" 😭🙏
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The biggest contradiction of modern breakups: we swear we hate each other, but we’ll still exchange polite Splitwise notifications to keep our financial karma clean. Why do people care more about settling than resolving the actual heartbreak?
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After yesterday, I thought I had forgotton how to play 🤣 3/6* 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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From paying 12k for round trip to one way! This is also getting expensive 🫠
Routine of Nepal banda
@RONBupdatesOct 7
धनगढी भन्दा दिल्लीको भाडा सस्तो: Domestic flights fare have increased as Dashain approaches near & starting fare price from Kathmandu to Dhangadhi is NPR 19,700 and that of Kathmandu to Delhi is just 12,511 on the same date. 😩
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TeaKay
@iTannuOct 7
Sab moh maaya hai.
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Gen Z.
Shivani
@_ShivkivaniOct 7
Gen z is only afraid of: 1. No WiFi 2. No Music 3. No money 4. Pregnancy 5. Job Application What are you worried about?
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Jesus Christ. What is this 😔 6/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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