my life moves faster than me i’m blackout by britney spears
Joined March 2018
- Tweets3.4K
- Following392
- Followers243
- Likes26.6K
the day is coming where everything you’ve ever said and did on the internet will be public knowledge to your mother and father. it’s soon. i don’t know whether ill let myself crumble and submit to the shame or face the music and let everyone look at me differently forever and ever
can indians use english aliases on door dash so i can be ignorant of their dirty hands on my food containers
brandi retweeted
If I was Ethan Klein I'd immediately start aggressively pro-Palestine posting. Say I couldn't before cause of her
my addiction is getting high on weed, listening to britney and pretending i’m a hot girl in 2007. i may end up going to hell for it.
brandi retweeted
The thing I resent most about recent waves of immigration is that it forces me to be a version of myself that I don't really like. I am not naturally predisposed toward hostility to people just because they're of a foreign origin, but it has become necessary for the survival of my own people. These people don't belong here. They add no value. They make it worse for everyone who is here, and for some reason we end up paying for their upkeep. As such, I feel obliged to be maximally racist until these people get the message they are not welcome.
🚨You couldn’t make this up if you tried.
Full UK driving licence in two hours.
Holding up the pass certificate like it’s a golden ticket.
Meanwhile the rest of us are sitting theory tests, paying £40+ for actual lessons, and waiting months for a test slot.
No chance she’s paid for proper tuition.
And the theory test? Must’ve been a real head-scratcher.
Just another shiny new car on the way, courtesy of the British taxpayer.
Handed out like there’s no tomorrow.
bitches posting housewives by tate mcrae on their stories like they aren’t at their 12 hour nurse wageslave job, like get that bag i guess whatever
brandi retweeted
Donald Trump wins Ohio by 11 points running mainly on an anti-immigration message.
So naturally the GOP decides the best candidate for Ohio governor would be an anchor baby who tells everyone on twitter that Ohio workers are lazy and stupid and need to be replaced by immigrants.
