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One of the most unintentionally funny things ever said.
Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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When you’ve selected all the pictures with buses but now have to do fire hydrants
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toad getting 12th place in mario kart
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(This cannot go on, of course).
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Hilarious ending to that game. Old Trafford and ridiculously unlikely comebacks. I honestly have no words.
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Probably the wrong person to put in charge of your military IT security
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Dystopian, anti-artist slop. If @Spotify releases this feature, I'll move to a different platform.
Spotify just announced a feature that could either save the music industry or destroy it. Starting as early as Q1 2027, Spotify Premium subscribers will be able to use AI to transform any participating artist’s song into a completely different version. Turn a folk ballad into a dance track. Make a hip-hop song sound acoustic. Generate a cover where one artist’s voice performs another artist’s song. Remix a pop hit into lo-fi study music. Create the version of your favorite song that only existed in your head until now. The remixes will be uploaded directly to Spotify. They’ll appear in playlists. They’ll count toward the original song’s chart position. And most importantly the original artist will earn royalties every time someone listens to a fan-created remix of their work. Spotify has already signed a landmark licensing deal with Universal Music Group the world’s largest record label. Negotiations with Sony Music and Warner Music are ongoing. The feature will cost an additional $4–$5/month on top of Spotify Premium. And analysts project 7–8% of American subscribers will adopt it by 2028. This is not Suno or Udio generating music from text prompts. This is fans remixing real songs by real artists with the artists’ permission, on the world’s largest streaming platform, with royalties flowing back to the creators. A music industry analyst who’s covered streaming economics for 15 years told her team something after reading the licensing agreement that reframed how she understood the future of recorded music. “Spotify just turned 640 million listeners into 640 million potential remixers. The question isn’t whether people will use it they will. The question is whether paying artists for fan remixes solves the economics of streaming or creates a world where the original recording is worth less than the infinite remixes generated from it.” Here’s what Spotify’s AI remix feature actually is, who wins, who loses, and why this might be the most consequential decision in the music industry since the launch of streaming itself 🧵
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holy fucking shit. lmfao
BREAKING: New York demands $100,000 for every single bet Polymarket let underage users place
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We really need to stop this insanity. This isn't sustainable in either a climate or energy security sense.
🚨🇬🇧 NEW: The UK’s gas use is set to surge by 40% year on year driven by data centre demand
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elon musk has a reverse midas touch lmao. bought twitter and fucked it. had kids and they hate him. now he's spent half a billion dollars in texas and it's gone the other way. greatest run of public losses in history
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Hahahaha.
Republican Marty O'Donnell, who composed music for Halo and Destiny, has lost his race in Nevada's 3rd Congressional District, and his opponent has posted a tweet with the Halo chant as a bit of victory celebration. bit.ly/4sQ5UFZ
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Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU THEYS
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Going to bed knowing the owner of this app spent half a billion dollars for no reason.
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Netanyahu says Texas is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon
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NO FUCKING WAY JD VANCE HAS A WARIO
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I know it’s a small thing but Joe Rogan moved to Texas because he didn’t like living in a Democratic-run state.
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THEYRE LOSING DISTRICTS THEY GERRYMANDERED FOR THEMSELVES BAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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