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Teaching the world the dark truth of everyone's favorite pinnypeds...

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Joined May 2023
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seal can't just eat one fishey, Ya Gotta Have Two!
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o en. sma ill galumph for seal ... o n e big galump h for sealkind ..
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‼️TOP 10 SCARIEST SEALS‼️ ⚠️WARNING WEAK HEARTS⚠️
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This 👇 is the Big Seal in the Sky: He eats cosmic Fisheys... May he Watch us and Keeps us safe!!!
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um. was your groceries a Fishes Five? i think i know what happened... )He Ates Them)
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Pressing the launch button, Wait a minute. That's just a seal
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fat bald baby
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Yeah… me too man
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Tubtacular!
目がぁあ  おっきいアルくん
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D'OH! I forgot to take my 'fishes casserole' out of the oven!! =( TᴥT )= A rookie mistake!!
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“mr. seal, how big is the universe?” Mr. Seal: “uhhhhhh about ehh big…”
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may or may not be celebrating a "Seal Like Birthday! i'm now Two
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