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Guard of the Astral Express, archivist. He/Him, bisexual demiromantic. (Admin: 25+, she/they; new to muse, not to rp; no NSFW)

Joined December 2025
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//1 like = 1 headcanon about my muse :)
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*Sigh* You can still use your phone, correct?
I know! That's why I'm being the most serious Nameless in the Express's history!
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If that's how you want to do things we can. But Caelus, don't get distracted. Please.
Hmmm........ Sure! I can probably cover more ground myself! And it'll be funny as hell to see the looks on the doctors when the "deceased" rises~
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*He pauses at that.* Are you *actually* going to look for your body?
But if I prove it, I could find my body really quickly...!
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I believe you. You don't have to prove it.
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Something that doesn't need to be proven.
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If you were just running to prove you can run faster, it would be.
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Not if you're running off pointlessly, no.
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Telling you not to pointlessly run off.
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That's not... *Sighs*
But you wouldn't even chase me if I left.. *Dramatic sigh*
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I don't. And you know that.
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If you start running right now, I won't chase you.
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*That earns him an exasperated sigh.* Let's just find your body...
I am! I am, very serious! *Caelus passes through a wall and comes out with an exaggerated serious expression*
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Still think you're not taking this seriously.
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Let’s go, then.
Mmm, thanks to the Stellaron it'd probably be warm still! Or even fixed So probably a hospital first
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You’re not wrong. If someone found it it would probably be taken to a local hospital…or morgue.
Hmph! Fine! *He pouts dramatically* You know, doubt my body would be left in the streets
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*He pauses to glance down another alley, a muscle tightening in his jaw.* You coming back each time doesn't stop us from worrying when it happens.
Huh?? Don't tell everyone! That'll be worse! ...Even if I have already had to talk with most of them!
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I *do* have faith in you. Which is why I'm trying to recover your body instead of calling the crew to tell them you've died.
I wouldn't let that happen! C'mon, have faith in the "hero"
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