'...where you expecting someone else??' Doors parody acc Not affiliated with doors in any way or whatev

wherever i wannna be
Joined September 2026
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\\yes i use light mode kill me
Replying to @FOUR_POINTSTAR
@archiveslarper [ Not too far off the Archives' exit, the ' Tourist ' would find a familiar ' Tourist ' , upon hearing what sounded like.. squealing at being stabbed in the foot. ] ... TGHJ- .. H-How the.. do all of you just- ..walk off of these things like nothing..!?
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'going up to my fellow tourists and s creaming "I HAVE A BOMB" pra nk'
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'du DE they aAERE SO ohmygoD'
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(Koy, a second later, would be sprayed with a fire extinguisher, by a certain "tourist" before it threw said fire extinguisher at teller, not really doing much, in all honesty) 'yo bro are you' 'are you alright'
Replying to @Null_BloodRose
@archiveslarper ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿšช: [Koy appears to be struggling with ransom. And is stuck in FMN vines. And has a teller next to him. And is on fire from Miss Bash. And is cut all over from Miss Scribbles. And has been branded by Honcho. Wow.]
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'no bro nothings wrong with you your just a, twinkle twinkling little s tar' 'plus im gre at with feelings maybe i can help'
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'its my first day at tourist school i sure hope nobody else finds out im gay'
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'd ude theres this pretty yell ow light at my place of w ork how do i say hi to it'
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'bro i was talk ing to some' 'someone. earl ier' 'and like' 'idunno i had th is feeling of joy' 'lik e they made me happy' 'but like nervoustoo' 'hashtag watisdat'
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'im like a two sun dre' 'or' 'whatever the fuck it is'
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'bro that starlight stuff is w drink no wo nder my ex boss is hooked to it'
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'honcho i lost the baby im so sorry'
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'st ill alive cuz im' 'hashtag' 'goated or someth ing'
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'i sleep underneath the desk s and curl up like a sad littl e uh' 'i have no comparisons' 'i do do that though'
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'i like to put stickynotes on the other to urists when they arent looking'
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[SORRY GANG I JUST WOKE UP ILL GET TO REPLYING]
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[open inntt first one on this acc yyayayaya] (in the archives, it was spotted next to a vending machine, kneeled down, arm in the slot, reaching up, in which it was attempting to grab a shakelight, unaware you have to actually pay)
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[ive done parody/rp on plenty of other types of parodytwts but does doors parodytwt like open ints..is that smthing yall fw?]
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'dont look at m e'
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