𝐒 𝐇 𝐎 𝐂 𝐊 𝐄 𝐑

herman schultz AKA 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙃𝙊𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ. ᐟ 𝗂𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗉𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗒𝖺𝗅 𝖻𝖺𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗇 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗏𝖾𝗅 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗂𝖼𝗌. 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗏𝖺𝗋𝗒. 𝗌𝗅𝗌/𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗂𝗋𝖾𝖽.

great.

“ im not the smartest but ive heard things , webhead. why , they in the city now ? ”

“ ain’t got the time right now , webhead. ”

“ sleep with a supervillain day — let’s celebrate. ”

“ all hail the delicate taste of an ice cold Pabst to start the day. . . ”

another microwaveable tray of lasagna tonight. “ yum — ”

rude. so does that mean he can’t bring tacos to the clinic when he needs patching up ? since they’re not friends . . .

scoff. to think they were friends.

“ hospitals exist for a reason , bug. they’ll be alright. ”

“ i promise you , this wasn’t on purpose , webhead. ”

well , currently he’s pained emotionally with not being properly taken care of by the medical staff present.

sheesh. he can’t tell if that was a formal invite or just her refusing a citizen of the United States of America medical service❗️

oh , she really wants to see the Shocker in her hospital ward , don’t she ?

blows up a van. on accident. he’s been tampering with his gauntlets.

“ this MJ Watson is pretty good lookin. that the lady that is Spidey’s plus one ? yeah , i think i remember him savin’ her a few times. ”

. . . .oh , hell no. running into a Widow wasn’t part of the job.

bench presses 200. only once though cause he’s puny.

“ oh, i can’t wait for the Rams to win the Super Bowl. ”

pretty.

that place refuses him service. no McRib for Shocker . . .