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alan

@arcl

likes hash browns and naps. can teach you but has to charge. 'waste of a training number'. not jeremy. he/him/vaccinated.

 London & the South East
Joined November 2008
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Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.
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me at the job i begged god for
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we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times
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Did anyone else immediately think Liz was back from the dead
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COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I AM DOING JUST FINE
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypost2 Nov 2024
Terrifying moment bear released into wild by charity turns on ranger and attacks 😳
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“i loved being a witch” #AgathaAllAlong
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Agatha All Along: "I was falling... I loved being a Witch..." Me: #AgathaAllAlong #AgathaAllAlongBash
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i understand her so deeply now
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April saying "parks can only be reserved for witch covens"

ALT April saying "parks can only be reserved for witch covens"

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Enjoying my rent.
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Mandla Chris (@Dont_Tatazell) profile pictureMandla Chris
@Dont_Tatazell5 Oct 2024
Plans for today?
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Today is October 3rd.
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VERY DEMURE, VERY MINDFUL
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not enough news outlets are mentioning Sister Act for my liking
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The MD at the end of my name stands for “Moo Deng” now
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do it for her ⋆͛*͛ 💝🦛#moodeng 🦛🩷
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sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ (@superTV247) profile picturesᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ
@superTV24717 Sep 2024
HUGE News 🚨 Balamory is BACK! Two decades after being produced between 2002 - 2005, the pastel-hued fictional town is set to be revamped for a whole new generation in 2026, the BBC have announced. Commissioned for 2 new series on CBeebies, once again to be filmed in Scotland!
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2024 is 69% complete.
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representation matters!
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