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saw November is just around the corner and briefly considered a little 50,000 word challenge as one does, only to remember that I've been doing that all year so it isn't anything special😭😭 instead I'll commit to finishing a deep edit of a novel that I've been putting off

came up with arguably the ultimate toxic yuri problematic xenagab fic concept of all time today at work and I can't stop giggling evilly about it

yes, and fanfiction is supposed to be a dialogue among fans, not a performance consumed by a faceless audience...we writers like to engage with comments because we are fans also, and kudos are just a "hey thanks for the cookie" type gesture. basic manners, y'all

I wish ao3 told authors when someone downloads their work cause it's neat seeing people sharing drives and files but that's a lot of engagement that goes completely unseen by the creators themselves and that kinda lowkey sucks :/

went so hard at the gym that I'm now sitting at my desk dissociating to Shakira with like 20% awareness max. I love working out before work

security incident? not even joking this whole outage is probably Russia's fault

just had a dream where I published the next conqueror update by nailing it on the door of the nearest church the way Luther did his 95 theses

is it cruel if I admit I'm currently sitting on about 10k of conqueror smut that I now can't publish because the site's down

ao3 may be down but hey if any of you are needing a xenagab fix, the royal academy of bards site is up and running as always

went and got my haircut and now my hair smells incredible and I feel prettyyyyy also my hair lady gave me curls because she likes to play with my hair but the rain washed them out😒

this is twice now that ao3 goes down the morning after I do not update after saying I would. a concerning pattern is emerging

the first thing I ever did on the computer as a kid was play around on Google Earth and now I'm an adult who gets paid to do basically the same thing, my life truly is a dream