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𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 🔞

 Mephistopheles
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❝𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘦, 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘯. 𝘈𝘨𝘦, 39. 𝘉𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘚𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 19, ███. 𝘍𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳, 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦. 𝘍𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨, "𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘗𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳." 𝘞𝘪𝘧𝘦… 𝘈𝘯𝘯𝘢… 𝘈𝘯𝘯𝘢…❞
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I do this, but instead of my room, it takes place in the humble abodes of my fellow coworkers!
Mike Truk ⛁@Wallop400015h
Sometimes you Have to Cancel Your Whole Day so You Can Sit in your Room and Breathe Heavily for 12 Hours
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syl@sylsprites23h
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Delightful news!
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There’s a little man on the bus. Who left their little man here?
ᶜᵉⁿᵗʳᵃˡ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵃⁿᵈ·@disposedcontrolOct 26
[Finding it difficult to sleep. Sat upright in one of the Bus’ seats, in the middle of the night.]
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bambi@cervviidaeOct 25
man lying on his stomach kicking his feet and giggling about his crush while scribbling in his notebook except every drawing is a meticulously rendered anatomical study of his crush skinned down to the fascia, muscle tissue, and deep skeletal frame
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red@chimplyredOct 26
i love grabbing stuff with my feet it makes me feel so connected to my primate family
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// I don’t like to bring real life matters to this place because this is often where i go to escape reality and the gripes and worries that come with it, but today, 25/10 is Brazil’s second turn of Elections, and this is the most deciding day in Brazilian politics i can see since
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I Fuck Xboxes@IFuckXboxesOct 24
My left leg just went stiff and is unable to bend at any joints
I Fuck Xboxes@IFuckXboxesOct 23
Just eating true horseshit
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// cant wait for callisto to take scrantons clothes off on the tl
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Epic Fortnite Facts...? 👁️@epicfortnitefa1Oct 24
we should just start eating people
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Talita Dospaço is my Wife@Lucayou7Oct 24
Read SCP-7034: Æ is for Aerials
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Oil!
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(Smiles warmly) I love joking around with you guys…
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// still working on that guro piece… keep an eye out for when im feeling a little better
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// debilitating anxiety and depression making me take a bit of a hiatus, sorry. would anyone miss little old scranton
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(He’s alone.)
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(Robert Scranton traces a bloodied fingernail down a wall of dark blue metal, the horrible metallic screech going completely unheard in a vacuum of noise.)
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I (Tally one. It’s been one day since the Ĩ̶͖̟͉̘̲̰͍̰̖͈͚̼͍̼̈́̐͘ń̵̡̨͖̠͓̠̮͇̟̥̼̬͐͋̌̈̕ç̷̢̛̫̥̹̞̣͖͖̫͙̼͍͌͂̽̀̒̂́͛̒̇̽͠i̶̛͔̯͍̜̲̲̹̙̘̱̭̿̽̍͠d̷̡̰͉̫͉̝̖̃͊͒͒̒͠ͅę̵̡̣̯̜͙̻̮͔̘͙̬̭̀̄̐͐n̴̢̧̛͖̞̦̞̭͍̫͈͓͙̠̭͋̅͋̽̿͑̐̿̕̕t passed, one day without Anna, one day without sunshine, one day without
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