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Cincinnati, OH
Joined December 2010
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Our streamer is both bleeping the captions and having trouble translating the sheer volume of bleepable words. It's moments like this you won't want to miss when we premiere at 12:01 AM tonight. Get your ticket before it's too late, motherbackers! 59minutebunker.brownpapertic…
We're less than a week away from our exclusive streaming premiere! Get your ticket now for your last chance to duck and cover until 2023! 59minutebunker.wordpress.com…
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ICYMI: Our online world premiere launches December 1! One ticket gets you 72 hours of unlimited viewings. It's your last chance to watch Hundo & Company until 2023. Tell your ISP to duck and cover! 59minutebunker.brownpapertic…
And here we go. One ticket gets you 72 hours of unlimited viewings for your entire household. A bargain at twice the price! 59minutebunker.brownpapertic…
People like you are why we’re here, so thank YOU for choosing the Esquire to host your fab film!
THANK YOU to everyone who dropped in for the world premiere, and DOUBLE THANK YOU to the @EsquireTheatre for being such generous hosts. Tonight was a blast!
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SIX DAYS. Here's a look at yesterday's not quite final editing session. We almost have a movie! Get your tickets while you can: esquiretheatre.com/page/1592…
Your pre-premiere goodie for the day: that time the closed captioner misheard "We're at war!" as "We have a wallower." Argo One Productions. We have a wallower™. esquiretheatre.com/page/1592…
The war is fake. The world premiere is real. esquiretheatre.com/page/1592…
ICYMI: tickets to the bunker are now available! esquiretheatre.com/page/1592…
Standby.
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Huge thanks to the Origins crew for bringing us back! We had a lot of fun and got to catch some films that ranged from sort of better than ours to much better than ours to holy crap that's so much better than ours. Don't miss 'em next year!
Origins Film Festival is now playing, both on the big screen in Columbus and on the small screen in your hand! Join us tomorrow in person or watch along online with your fellow InhuFans on Twitch! Either way, don't miss it! twitch.tv/originsfilmfestiva…
Medium sized news! Dave will be at the Origins Film Festival next Saturday and will hand out swag* to the first people to tell him the secret phrase**! Don't miss out! *(a few old buttons he found) *(the secret phrase is "May I have a button?")
ICYMI: Chompy Lou returns to the big screen for one night only next weekend! Join us at the Origins Film Festival and #GetSwallowed again!
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Just remember: the Bengals wouldn't be in the Super Bowl if Bert Stevens hadn't saved Cincinnati. YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA. youtu.be/iCcaIgT0zYI
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A holiday reminder.
It's no tricks and all treats: the cult hit critics and fans love for some reason! Stream INHUMANWICH! free on Tubi and #GetSwallowed this Halloween!
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