bird or car. i dont post shit else. retired graphic designer. @Artelabore

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drohan should never fucking pitch again what do you mean he got 0 outs that ENTIRE INNING
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(•ө•)💢おしりを洗われたわ (脚が悪くて水浴び出来ないから10歳レディの腰から下をぬるま湯で洗わせていただきました)
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dementia beating his ass out of the closet my god.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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the clio is best car ever
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あの…
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만약 컴퓨터 마우스가 줄 없이 발명됐다면 이름이 버드가 됐겠지
キーボードとカイヌシが大好きなマウス文鳥
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日常の歩行者信号
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Brewers winning the 2026 World Series would close the portal to hell that was opened when the Cubs won the 2016 World Series. And that’s why you should root for them
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the greatest baseball team of the 2020s and its not even close. i'm glad i went to dodger stadium to watch them put belt to ass there too.
this is legitimately insane....
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SOMETHING WILL WORK OUT
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He too happy.
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After minutes of research, it seems like that H3 podcast is basically the Howard Stern show for adults with hand sanitizer clipped to the outside of their backpacks who DoorDash every meal because of their self diagnosed anxiety disorder and teens who have no volume control
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ほわ…ほわああああ!
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commercials during the MLB playoffs:
Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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Spiky buncho
これはシルバー文鳥のような桜文鳥
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Me remembering that Cyber Formula has a lot of Fan Service, and especially with each team’s Campaign Girls. Another reason why I love Future GPX Cyber Formula, because the Campaign Girl/Race Queen Culture is extremely popular in Japan, and I love it #CyberFormula #CF35
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