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oh donald, i can’t get past your pink hair

zzz

Is this thing on quest?

#AmericanAirlines i was at sfo for my 11:45am flight to go see mom in phl, but the pilot’s microphone was broken and he didn’t have an oxygen mask, so now the flight is delayed until 8:45 bc the crew timed out ~ i’m not happy

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

hey #riteaid ~ 42 minutes is too long to be on hold at your northgate california pharmacy ~ tried calling to see if rx is ready, dr called it in yesterday, surprise it’s not ready so i have to wait some more in the store! maybe hire people to take care of your customers?

i like how in los angeles there is a doughnut place next to a dental office

corn, salmon, potato chowder

giants!!!

ah, my queen rachel maddow is so happy rn ~ and so am i