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Austin

@aschmidt2930

Into tech and commodities. Just an enthusiast. 30% satire.

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Joined November 2014
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*Hammers Opus 4.8 for a “what’s the weather” every hour. *
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Flo Crivello (@Altimor) profile pictureFlo Crivello
@AltimorJun 4
Pulled the trigger today and switched 100% of Lindy traffic to DeepSeek v4, churning from Anthropic models. Saves us millions of $ and we're actually seeing an *increase* in performance on many core use cases. Transformative for the business.
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Me hammering Opus 4.7 with Adaptive Thinking to check the weather.
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“Gas prices are up. Release the new species.”
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New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostMay 16
Four species of aliens have been pulled from crashed UFOs: ex-government researcher trib.al/joEAoCd
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Fascinating. GLP-1s are reshaping the economy and having a massive (positive) environmental impact.
Craig Fuller 🛩🚛🚂⚓️ (@FreightAlley) profile pictureCraig Fuller 🛩🚛🚂⚓️
@FreightAlleyApr 29
SONAR subscribers can find the study in our new Sitrep research section
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Kids are playing with Clawdbot instead of Hot Wheels.
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And a decade later, everything changed. Why? #gold
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@CNBC4 Dec 2025
A new mark for our next chapter — introducing the new CNBC logo. Coming December 13th.
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Correction: AI can automate 100% of McKinsey.
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whales4 Dec 2025
McKinsey has said that AI can automate 57% of US work hours
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They’re called throw pillows because you throw your life away dealing with them.
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*Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) profile picture*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaone12 Nov 2025
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
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$dash @optionsly 😳🤣
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And you people don’t think that was a top.
Cheddar Flow (@CheddarFlow) profile pictureCheddar Flow
@CheddarFlow5 Sep 2025
Truly incredible Mark Zuckerberg gets caught on mic admitting he completely made up a $ figure when asked how much $META is spending over the next few years
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Not unreasonable.
First Squawk (@FirstSquawk) profile pictureFirst Squawk
@FirstSquawk31 Aug 2025
NVIDIA ($NVDA) MARKET CAP SURPASSES CANADA’S ENTIRE ECONOMY
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Imagine picking one of the most accurate accounts of the last five years to mock. Good luck.
Sammy 'Ace' Rothstein (@shortbus_ace) profile pictureSammy 'Ace' Rothstein
@shortbus_ace24 Aug 2025
on today’s episode of moron
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Why is this notable? A typical Sunday for Bears fans.
Fox News (@FoxNews) profile pictureFox News
@FoxNews31 Jul 2025
‘THE SCREAM CLUB’: Chicagoans are discovering a unique way to relieve stress by gathering on Sunday evenings to scream into Lake Michigan.
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Using SharePoint may be the most unforgivable thing our government has ever done.
zerohedge (@zerohedge) profile picturezerohedge
@zerohedge23 Jul 2025
*US NUCLEAR WEAPONS AGENCY BREACHED IN MICROSOFT SHAREPOINT HACK
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lol
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Will the value stock bull market last more than one day?
48%Yes
52%No
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