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i'd definitely cut my tie in half for farah, president of Fanrah Club

Joined March 2011
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time stops when im with you
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mickey mouse qnd goza na buceta da minnie
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aku kalau tak dengar orang cakap apa to me, i will literally do this
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trust men or be Chinese
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First look at ‘DUNE: PART THREE’ popcorn buckets.
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Farting is like the ringtone of the ass… ring ring… poop is calling 💩… are you picking up❓❓❓❓🚨🚨🚨📲📲
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trump leading nicki to the white house:
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another new combination of words that has never written by any human ever
minion pussy is probably so soft and tight with lips that just wrap right around your fingers. theyre always asking for banana and i bet it’d feel so good to give it to them. i wonder what minion brain feels like
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the subway social media manager at the marketing meeting:
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to sem ar rindo ha 5 minutos
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when the monsters in bird box are all gone
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the person that invented boats in 7600 BC:
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When they discover a cure for blindness:
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Kitten giving an impassioned talk🎤
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beauty and the beast furniture becoming human again
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Como le digo que no hace falta que se despierte a las 6.30 conmigo
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Grass when Grboobs walks in
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