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welcome to the land of misfit toys and adhd thoughts

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Joined February 2012
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Travis Kelce has lost as many aura points as he has missed blocked today ((a lot))
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travis is ready to be a trophy husband (sans Lombardi trophy)
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out with the bars, in with the book clubs
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tori@ordinrything9 Nov 2024
don’t act like you were there.
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I rlly just want a starbucks iced coffee and pumpkin bread and a good cry
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New fear successfully unlocked 💀
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one marker of growing up is the change in preference from thick crust to thin crust pizza
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@wynrosei19 Oct 2024
overthinkers when they accidentally start a huge argument but all they wanted was reassurance and emotional support
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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???
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why is it always giddy up and never giddy down
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I’ve never wanted a medium rare steak more than I do currently send help (or just send steak)
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if anyone needs me I’ll be listening to the Jonas brothers’ 2006 album its about time, don’t text don’t call
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so glad Sabrina carpenter is getting the hype she’s been deserving for years
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if I ever chop my hair someone pls ask me to blink twice if I need help
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why were good things ever referred to as the “bees knees”? why a bee? and why not the elbows?
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if it is the rhyming, then I think I’ll be replacing the phrase with Elvis’s pelvis or crows elbows
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my fiancé just like 7 of my posts in a row do you think he… ✨like-likes✨ me?
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#giddy
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