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Toronto, ON
Joined April 2009
got used to people thinking i'm the U.S. secretary of defense but this one hits a bit close to home xitter.cf/mrproam/status/7739622…
Replying to @DeptofWar
@DeptofDefense @AshCarter Please try and dampen down your misguided ambitions, misplaced fears and stop killing everyone in sight. Please?
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cousin greg being at the raptors game and game ops playing the succession theme is the most important crossover event of my 2019 life.
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Ash Carter retweeted
I bet one of the greatest thrills you can have as a Muppet performer is doing a scene where you just chuck ‘em
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ooh everybody is going to be so mad when they wake up
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welcome to my fan site for alfonso cuarón’s offspring
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has anyone ever put a snapchat filter on a live birth
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zero to confirm order on a pair of jonoskis after watching Skate Kitchen
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can we hurry up and open the sarcophagus
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Watching people return this dropped hat at the parade today was unreasonably thrilling
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HAZARD: Dundas St + Runnymede Rd -Youths on skateboards -Running into intersection -Doing tricks and jumps #GO1283552 ^dh
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googled to find out how long the giant duck is here and the first fact is about its preferred pronouns
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my mom thinks jian ghomeshi's name is sean guacamelli and she won't stop saying it #happyeaster
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the toronto star's "millennial" 👀
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Replying to @nicooooole
that fortune cookie clearly has the wrong claire
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you need to change the channel claire
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my bits & bites power ranking: cheerios > pretzels > orange thing > shreddies
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