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got used to people thinking i'm the U.S. secretary of defense but this one hits a bit close to home xitter.cf/mrproam/status/7739622…
Replying to @DeptofWar
@DeptofDefense @AshCarter Please try and dampen down your misguided ambitions, misplaced fears and stop killing everyone in sight. Please?
cousin greg being at the raptors game and game ops playing the succession theme is the most important crossover event of my 2019 life.
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I bet one of the greatest thrills you can have as a Muppet performer is doing a scene where you just chuck ‘em
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Watching people return this dropped hat at the parade today was unreasonably thrilling
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HAZARD:
Dundas St + Runnymede Rd
-Youths on skateboards
-Running into intersection
-Doing tricks and jumps
#GO1283552
^dh
googled to find out how long the giant duck is here and the first fact is about its preferred pronouns
my mom thinks jian ghomeshi's name is sean guacamelli and she won't stop saying it #happyeaster
Replying to @nicooooole
that fortune cookie clearly has the wrong claire
Replying to @samsthrlnd @nicooooole
you need to change the channel claire
Replying to @josiahhughes @nicooooole
my bits & bites power ranking: cheerios > pretzels > orange thing > shreddies















