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“My life's a joke and I'm the fucking punch line “

NYC
Joined August 2014
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Why I won’t ever delete twitter reason #527284972 :
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Castiel retweeted
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE FED STARTS PUMPING BILLIONS INTO THE MARKET, RIGHT?
BREAKING: The Fed is set to inject over $8,000,000,000 into the economy this week
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Castiel retweeted
A 10 year-old boy from Japan discovered that butterflies can remember their time as caterpillars. Jo Nagai noticed his caterpillars still loved him after turning into butterflies, and the affection he had for them led to a genuine scientific discovery.
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THEY CAN WHAT????
A 10 year-old boy from Japan discovered that butterflies can remember their time as caterpillars. Jo Nagai noticed his caterpillars still loved him after turning into butterflies, and the affection he had for them led to a genuine scientific discovery.
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Never forget when X updated the platform and showed the DHS is based in Israel
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These are concentration camps
UPDATE—Women who leaked video of abuses in ICE detention were immediately locked in solitary confinement as retaliation. "They're threatening us... They're hitting us," women said. "We fear for her safety... They're killing us, but we have our voice." "Please help us!"
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They’re not talking about it because the child traffickers are white and the children are Black!!
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Never Forget!!!! SAY THEIR NAMES!!! Eric Garner(43) Rodney King(47) Trayvon Martin(17) Breonna Taylor(26) Laquan McDonald (17) Rayshard Brooks (27) Atatiana Jefferson(28) Kenneka Jenkins(19) Rest in power 🕊️💔, GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN!
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May this courage spread like a wildfire so all decent nations boycott not only diplomatic relations, but weapons, trade and economic exchange. Humanity is hanging in the balance.
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No they’ll require a card, like a library card, if you want to purchase the specific 30% discounted items to prevent flipping. They can’t touch this dude so all they do is lie lol
New York City will require IDs to prove you live in the city in order to shop in the city owned grocery stores. So you need an ID to shop in the city’s stores, but it would be racist to require an ID to vote. Perfection.
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Mans got the very first strain
Brazilian brick weed that my cousin is smoking in São Paulo. He said it was most likely grown somewhere near the Amazon. Smokes as bad as it looks.
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If you’re not following this account of a Japanese man abroad in America, you should be.
I needed to move a sofa. I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?" I did not know anybody with a truck. He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name. "You gotta know somebody with a truck." I asked how one acquires such a person. He said, "You just do." This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having. He said, "Ask Kevin." I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle. I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius. Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES. Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man. I had not asked for a second man. The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves. They moved the sofa in eleven minutes. I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not. I asked what I owed them. Kevin said, "Buy the pizza." That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size. Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE. We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it. Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive." I still think about that. Three weeks later, Kevin texted me. "You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge." He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge. Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF. I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms. Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck. I said, "Yeah, I got a guy." I have a guy. I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me. He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size." I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.
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first in my bloodline to see a human get assaulted by a rabbit
The chances of a rabbit kicking you off your scooter are incredibly low… but never zero 😭
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Don’t forget yall. This movie was made because Marvel refused to create Blade. Gotta support this for a Mahershala.
The official trailer for Bassam Tariq’s ‘YOUR MOTHER YOUR MOTHER YOUR MOTHER’ has been released. Starring two-time Academy Award winner Mahershala Ali. In select theaters September 25, nationwide October.
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I’m just tired of things costing more money
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DL Hughley on Zohran Mamdani: “This Muslim is putting Christians to shame. There is more to say for a man that lifts the poor, that feeds the hungry, that walks among the people, than powerful white men who consort with a pedophile. Who’s the more Christlike?”
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notice how the soldier is wearing a hood to protect his ID, if it's so morally righteous why are you hiding
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Oh no ….
JUST IN: Montana is set to become the first U.S. state where companies can sell certain experimental drugs to consumers outside FDA approval pathways.
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Flock cameras haven’t been used to solve one murder yet. Just cops monitoring their girlfriends, exes or women they lust after.
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