host of @metamashina podcast + they/them + trash enthusiast
PDX ➡️ AR
Joined February 2016
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Yes, there are anoles (Anolis oxylophus) that dive with an external air reservoir. Air clings to their hydrophobic skin, is rebreathed for around 5 minutes but as many as 16. Published by Lindsey Swierk earlier this year. #lizards #reptiles #herpetology
An underwater peek at our quirky Anolis aquaticus ... just look at those lizard LIPS 💋 ! #lizardprince #herpetology #puravida
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I do not buy into the propaganda that all horror movies are Halloween films. Like Nosferatu is Christmas movie idk what to tell you 🤷🏻♂️
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there used to be a time where sexiness meant looking like this and having a passionate affair with ingrid bergman on the sets of a hitchcock film
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Dept of Education is embracing the "malfoid" meme, a right-wing fan fiction idea about a female Draco Malfoy who Harry Potter could fall in love with. xitter.cf/usedgov/status/2115069…
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too late, i have already depicted myself as 6 orderly barn owls and you as 4 shambolic kestrels
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"We must secure the existence of Cheesecake Factory and a future for my white son."
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I tried booking a room in Miami and they have an $600 incidental deposit. I called to get more info on why it's so high, and the receptionist said "people get BBL next door and spill blood and guts all over our rooms, we need protection". Florida should be its own separate planet
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It's true I got to record for this! I had fun and everybody was really nice to me. They let me keep the fish!
