News flash from Ashley Down - we've had a bit of a fire, so there wont be any beer for a while - who's that cheering at the back? Over.
Important News Flash - Ashley Down will be brewery today as soon as I can find me warm socks - over.
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Morning Campers. The Ashley Down hop pickers have been seen up Pig Sty ill (St Michael and All Angels) this morning. Over.
Just a quick update. I've had a bit of lunch up me mums and now I'm go in to have a little sleep. I'll let you know how it goes later. Over
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Good news - my mate tells me that he's not having any problem getting his tent pegs in down at Glastonbury. Over.
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Yes, Ashley Down Brewery Employee of the Week goes to Vince. The judges sited his outstanding contribution to road safety.
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Tweet time, - I just had some of Ju's parsnips soup for lunch, it tasted nice but now I feel a bit sick. Over and out.
I was asked for an update on stuff - nothing of any real significance to report - right knees playing up a bit. Over and out
Right then, just to confirm that no one at Ashley Down Brewery will be running for the US Presidency (this time).
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Latest news - I've moved Ashley Down twitter control into the cold room - 13 degrees, nice, but I've got to put my jumper on.
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