AI demands that you helpfully batch cook muffin tin quiches for new breastfeeding mums in your community ➡ fast easy protein; everyone else in the meal train (volunteer organised by invisible women's labour, usually) brings dinner. Freeze half, deliver in gallon ziplock bags ✨
Replying to @nerdalert
This is the first time I've experienced a real-world consequence for an LLM hallucination.
Anyone have any good recipes that use a few dozen eggs???
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Virginia Roberts ☁️✨⌨️🏳️🌈🍹🏺🖋️ retweeted
Shoutout to @PescisPizza !
I had to order a special pizza for my brother-in-law with some very specific instructions, and they went above and beyond! 😬
Bravo!
Virginia Roberts ☁️✨⌨️🏳️🌈🍹🏺🖋️ retweeted
incredible tweet - way way way ahead of its time
Virginia Roberts ☁️✨⌨️🏳️🌈🍹🏺🖋️ retweeted
Uh… guys?
This is the most serious 48 hours in cybersecurity history.
"Black October" they're calling it
It seems every *hour* there's a new incident, that in a typical year, would be one of the biggest incidents of the *entire year*
SUMMARY OF THE LAST 48 HOURS:
YEAR-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical year, these would be among the biggest incidents of the year):
1. PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline.
2. eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4.
3. California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status
4. Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers
5. Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down.
6. LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer
7. GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014
8. Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies
9. Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline
10. Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan
MONTH-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical month, these would be among the biggest incidents):
11. Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up
12. NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites
13. HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested
14. Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers
15. SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations
16. Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls
17. Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline
18. Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen
19. WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites
20. AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor
21. Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets
22. Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins
23. TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached
Also serious:
24. State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach
25. OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool
26. Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware
27. North Korea: state hackers launch a new attack campaign on South Korea
Virginia Roberts ☁️✨⌨️🏳️🌈🍹🏺🖋️ retweeted
how it feels to pitch plans to the group chat that no one is into
Virginia Roberts ☁️✨⌨️🏳️🌈🍹🏺🖋️ retweeted
Today’s PHP security risks got me thinking about how I could have been more vulnerable with you. Perhaps we can patch things up and be there 4 one another.
Virginia Roberts ☁️✨⌨️🏳️🌈🍹🏺🖋️ retweeted
Hinge guy i never replied to in July js sent me this google form
Virginia Roberts ☁️✨⌨️🏳️🌈🍹🏺🖋️ retweeted
quite literally the most skillfully designed quote tweet I have ever seen
Virginia Roberts ☁️✨⌨️🏳️🌈🍹🏺🖋️ retweeted
Saw this AI-generated sign outside of a spa that is a sign of a sign
Virginia Roberts ☁️✨⌨️🏳️🌈🍹🏺🖋️ retweeted
I always thought a guest WiFi network was dumb. After cracking into my tv like a walnut with nothing but WiFi I no longer think this
You’ll get the 2.5ghz channel and you’ll like it
Virginia Roberts ☁️✨⌨️🏳️🌈🍹🏺🖋️ retweeted
It’s ok
Everyone wants to tell me how great their office pantry is but after the Bloomberg pantry nothing can surprise me. The Bloomberg pantry is the size of a small regional airport. The Bloomberg pantry has a fresh peanut butter machine and matcha on tap. The Bloomberg pantry makes the Thrive Capital pantry look positively soviet. Its memory will drive you to tears whenever you visit another newsroom

















































