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Alejandro

@asmth_

Tattooer (He/Him)

 Oregon
Joined February 2013
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no nut november is canceled everyone start fuckin right now
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dotty@dotty_dotty_Nov 4
texas flipping has beautiful women putting their boobs and feet all over my timeline. god bless talafreako
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Red Lion Politics (@lion_politics) profile pictureRed Lion Politics
@lion_politicsNov 3
I’m going to be sick
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abby govindan@abbygovNov 4
Greg Abbott tomorrow we come for your arms
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M1das
@M1das_OW2Nov 4
ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Image from Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew)
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I was like “this isn’t that bad, why would this be ba—oh….”
Dunder Mifflin (@DunderMifflinAS) profile pictureDunder Mifflin
@DunderMifflinASOct 21
The infamous banned Halloween cold open from The Office that you won’t find on @peacock or @netflix. Michael Scott really had no boundaries.
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FUCK CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS ALL MY HOMIES HATE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS IF YOURE ITALIAN YOU ARE NOT SAFE TODAY
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This is perfect
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طاهام@thesyllvesterOct 7
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This morning, I had no idea this would be the last peaceful nap we would have together, curled up on the couch. It just feels so unreal real. I’m just so utterly devastated. I love you so much Ganon, when I got you, I was going through one of the worst periods of my life, and I didn’t know how I would make it through. you made everything tolerable. You made the pain of existence worth bearing. Unfortunately, your little brother doesn’t quite understand that you’re gone and I hate to say that there will be a point where he’ll realize that you’re not coming back, but I know you’ll always be here watching over us. I already miss you so terribly.
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Image from Straight edge Chino Moreno at hooters (@stonexpitbull)
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Image from Straight edge Chino Moreno at hooters (@stonexpitbull)
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Revolution time just hit midnight
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 2
Restaurants are warning that Trump's tariffs on tomatoes could end free chips and salsa.
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Cayde.wav
@caydeplanetSep 30
I made an oil painting of “The Greatest Freakout Ever”
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LimeWire
@limewireSep 29
just a reminder the music industry tried to sue us for $72 trillion back in the day. like lol does that number even exist? still not paying
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Love a good start to a blastover sleeve
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When this man returns to Pennsylvania as a citizen, I want his Sheetz and Wawa rewards cards revoked. I want his shorts sewn into pants. His hoodies turned into crewnecks. May his pretzels always be stale. His hoagies all onions. His turkey hill iced tea sour. His ATV tires flat.
Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ (@pelositracker) profile pictureNancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟
@pelositrackerSep 25
Breaking: Senate vote to end the Iran war failed, 49-50 John Fetterman (D) was once again the lone Democrat blocking it
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MLB
@MLBSep 26
The @Athletics rally for a 6-run 6th inning and hold on to win it! (MLB x @AbbVie)
Final Score Graphic Presented by AbbVie: 9/25/26 Astros 5 (79-81), Athletics 6 (64-96) Pictured: Henry Bolte celebrating on third base. He is wearing a white Athletics home uniform.

ALT Final Score Graphic Presented by AbbVie: 9/25/26 Astros 5 (79-81), Athletics 6 (64-96) Pictured: Henry Bolte celebrating on third base. He is wearing a white Athletics home uniform.

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fall is here so i can really start dressing
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