Originally created/blocked by @BradyBuzz Pronouns: tap/rack/bang *Insert flag for the current thing*

In a magazine well.
Joined April 2011
This makes the RAM prices worth it.
Someone turned the AI CEO drama into a Spanish soap opera!
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Replying to @EndWokeness
The more the guy talks, the smaller his head gets!
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Brits: I walked into Harbor Freight w/ my gun, bought a machete, threw it in my gas-guzzling truck. Next time, I'll grab some pepper spray. Wild to think that the you went from ruling the world to getting jailed for potato peelers. Thank God we divorced those lobsterbacks 🇺🇸
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Me when someone at work has cookies:
When I roll up to the White Castle drive through
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Canada has euthanized more people in 2025 than all deaths from guns (suicides included) in the US in 2025. More people are killed with hammers and lawnmowers than AR15s. Shut the fuck up. You're not getting the guns. We have them. You don't. You can't tell us to do anything. Either come kill us with your guns to take ours or shut your mouth.
This shit is so bleak. Children are killed by these things and they think it’s something to joke about.
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Using bots for everything has made the intertubes unusable:
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I have zero shame and if I wanted to waste $200, i'd have a gun shaped vertical mouse with recoil action on my desk at work.
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Harbor Freight, Sweetwater, KFOR, Newegg, Goodwill, etc... Just give up. My bots are here, they're queer, get used to it.
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Beware of Sino-Russian operatives pretending to be pro-Ukraine.
Because of Musk’s class B shares which give him 80% voting power, the board can’t do much. It will fall to the next Dem POTUS to revoke Musk’s security clearance (day one), and use the DoD, EPA, FCC and FAA to cripple SpaceX operations until he leaves of his own accord.
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"There was a pedophilic religious zealot going around the middle east inspiring the murder of millions of Arabs." "OMG! Was it Trump or Netanyahu?" "It was Muhammad lol"
Here’s my gift for the day. She thinks having sex with a 9 year old is DISGUSTING when she thinks Trump did it; runs away when she finds out it was Muhammad.
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We don't hate the Obama administration enough. Dude's been floating on pseudo sermons and catchphrases for far too long.
For anyone curious about what it actually looked like to kill a generation of functioning cars, here’s an actual video from 2009 and brief explanation: The dealer first replaces the oil with sodium silicate solution. It’s a clear-ish liquid that crystallizes under extreme heat. As the engine warms up the solution begins to form small abrasive crystals in the oil system that shred the bearing and score the cylinder walls. Within seconds of starting the car you can see smoke billowing from the exhaust, this is the crystals scratching the cylinder walls and leaving small grooves for oil and solution to leak past into the combustion chamber and ignite/evaporate, producing the white smoke. Pretty soon the entire crankcase is full of crystals and freshly shredded metal flakes, the engine seizes. It took about 40 seconds in this video. Some engines reportedly lasted up to 7 minutes, but all were destroyed. That strikes me as sort of sad in a way, like watching a great warrior slowly lose a heroic last stand. Now, this is the part that gets insanely wasteful. These cars were sent to federally approved recycling facilities where they had 180 days to sell the non-engine parts before they were required to prove that they had shred the entire thing into scrap steel. But, in talking to a guy who ran one such facility at the time, he typically just sent them straight to the crusher. The timeframes allotted weren’t long enough to dismantle all of the cars, and even if you could, the marginal prices of the parts was greatly diminished. You cannot sell 1000 transmissions when only 50 went bad that year, they became worthless. So just like that, in order to increase prosperity and save the environment, 677,000 entire running cars and trucks were turned directly into rebar worth a few cents per pound. The entire Obama administration was like a chapter out of atlas shrugged.
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The Waymo was heard saying, "Haven't you seen the YouTube vids of me? You don't want this smoke."
Austin, TX (OCT.25.2026)- We knew the day would come. Zoox vs Waymo vs Cybercab #SunsetProject
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When Soros says "authoritarianism," he means anything that opposes the Soros worldview. Working in gun rights you learn that progressives use words in euphemistic ways constantly. I.e., "safety" doesn't mean safety to them, it means more gun bans regardless of effect on actual crime stats.
Yeah Venezuelans, Cubans and Nicaraguans sure know how much Lula likes to “stand against authoritarianism” 🫠🫠🫠🫠
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Why is the president caked up like that? 😭
Replying to @AngelaBelcamino
Well here’s a new angle…Trump as anti-aging cream?! Where does that come from? Hmm!
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To troll gun banners.
Be real—why did you join Twitter???
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I might be the only person who misses McDonald’s spaghetti.
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