The funny side of my job with real life tweets! @secrettourpro wishes he had this gig! #secretassistantpro
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Re tweet if you fancy a game at the home of golf in 2024 😍🤞🏼
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Probably the strangest lost property hand it today..Can anyone beat this?
@secretclubprov @secrettourpro @assistant_pro @GolfClubWanker
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Can’t be giving out industry secrets like this. We might actually have to start looking for that lost Rocketball fairway cover that the senior member lost in 2016 and asks about everyday.
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2020 summed up in a golf shot.
@TyrrellHatton 🙃
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40 years of @masters champions as women. This is a thread.
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After the joy of getting back on the course we awoke this morning to this, our 9th green. So sad and depressing after the positive community spirit engendered during the full lockdown. A reward is being offered for info leading to the arrest of the person or persons responsible.
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Always amazed at how many “so-called” teachers ignore spine angle. It’s one of the first things I look at. #Elite positions here.
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I caught a member cheating the other day using a grip aid device he had created. He will be screwed after the change #newgrip #ispytheshaft @assistant_pro @secretclubprov
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🏊🏼♂️ LLANWERN LEISURE MEMBERSHIP🏊🏼♂️
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For an extra £25 per year why not sign up to the Brand New Leisure Facilities we have recently established at Llanwern Golf Club
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Here’s Mikey Powell who took full advantage of this Splashing New Deal 💦
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#StormDennis #Golf #GolfLife
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Caddie boot camp 🏃♂️😂
Laurie Canter’s caddie getting put through his paces in the gym... – at South East, England
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Assistant pros everywhere manning the phones to the usual...
"Is it that bad at the actual course?"
#StormDennis has just been named by the Met Office
It will bring another spell of strong winds & heavy rain this weekend. Further disruption is likely. Flooding possible
Latest weather warnings are here bbc.in/39oIH3J and will be updated through the coming days
Matt
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Course is closed , and now we await the phone calls in the shop
“Is it raining there?
“Will it be open later ?
“It’s not windy in my garden “
“Can I use the putting green “
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Yup. Pretty much sums it up! @secretclubprov @assistant_pro
