former security engineer @energy ✧ technomancer ✧ industrialist

𝙼𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜, 𝚄𝚂𝙰
Joined February 2025
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Former DOE security engineer @asynchronous_x explains why America's critical infrastructure hasn't been attacked more often despite its networks being riddled with security holes: "The work I used to do for the Department of Energy was around critical infrastructure. They’ve relied on obscurity, you don’t know that they’re there, so why would anyone attack us. As soon as you took any sort of magnifying glass to their networks, they were usually riddled with holes." "The reason they haven’t gotten attacked so much is because the repercussion is so much higher. If you compromise a water treatment facility and you accidentally end up killing people, that’s gonna have extreme repercussions versus if you steal some cryptocurrency." "We’ve been relying on political and other methods for keeping them safe rather than actually making them secure."
Two critical vulnerabilities have been identified in PHP, a widely used programming language that powers websites and web applications. These vulnerabilities (CVE-2026-109618 and CVE-2026-109619) could allow malicious cyber actors to remotely execute code in PHP core, potentially compromising sensitive data and networks. The FBI urges organizations to take the following steps now: ➡️ If an immediate update is not feasible it is recommended that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. ➡️ Immediately update affected PHP installations following the guidance on php.net. Inventory where PHP runs in your environment, prioritizing internet-facing systems and vendor products that bundle PHP. ➡️ Monitor web servers for suspicious activity, including PHP processes unexpectedly launching command shells or downloading files. Ensure appropriate process-monitoring capabilities are in place to help identify potential exploitation. ➡️ If you find signs of compromise, isolate affected systems, preserve your web server and PHP logs, and report it to your local FBI field office or ic3.gov. Those reports help us identify the actors involved and warn other organizations before they become victims. For the latest information, follow PHP’s announcement on php.net, CERT-EU Security Advisory 2026-018, and CISA’s Known Exploited Vulnerabilities catalog.
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Former DOE security engineer @asynchronous_x warns AI is narrowing the gap between junior hackers and agencies like the NSA: "We used to have this thing in industry where we would say, this is pretty secure, unless your threat actor is the NSA." "Now with AI tools you can take more junior people with less expertise, and they can make more sophisticated attacks. Somebody that would’ve been a less high-level threat actor before could potentially become a much more dangerous threat actor." "There’s plenty in the industry that think we should limit access to these tools because it can make smaller threat actors much more dangerous."
Some stats on #php2shell. In the 10 hours before it was publicly announced, across the @Cloudflare network we saw thousands of attempts to exploit it. That jumped to tens of thousands in the 45 minutes post announcement, hundreds of thousands within 2 hours, and millions now.
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presenting: @memelord x @bot, an agentic love story
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The first rule of cybersecurity is to have fun and be yourself
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⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!! BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.
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She's a 4, but she's a private key for a intermediary CA.
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The next "Quality Learing Center" will be found & exposed using America.gov/fraud
See fraud? It's time to expose it. Report fraud, waste, and abuse to the federal government 📲 America.gov/fraud
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Just wait until they find out about LLM agents in the COBOL industry
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@asynchronous_xOct 19
Agents are going to hit the PLC industry like crack hit Detroit in the 80s
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Made an agentic ladder logic IDE this weekend to fix a buggy PLC for a customer - bugs (plural) identified within seconds - 6 hour task in seconds ("conservative estimate" from end user) - "Even I could program a PLC" (someone whose never touched PLCs) anyone want to try it?
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“I’m good to drive. I only had 3 beers”
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If you want to make album covers in front of paint lines, get deployed across Detroit, Ohio, Alabama, and SF within your 2 weeks of onboarding.... Join @deployconduit anon 🫡
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@asynchronous_xOct 14
If you aren’t working with or at a factory in 2026 what are you doing anon
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We made it boys. California sent us a Cease and Desist for "UNSANCTIONED HUMAN VERSUS HUMANOID ROBOT CAGE FIGHT"
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some people say i've gone too far... but ill have the last laugh after they get a look at this line rider x WaW cross over
i had opus 5.5 and astra pull the source code for call of duty world at war and port the classic og zombies map over to web check this shit out
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you will NOT believe what i just pulled from the mystery box
i had opus 5.5 and astra pull the source code for call of duty world at war and port the classic og zombies map over to web check this shit out
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3 months I kinda stopped tweeting and went heads down. Since then @deployconduit has: • Signed a defense prime and multiple Tier-1 auto co's • Brought on new teammates from ATOMS, Space-X, Hadrian, Rivian, etc • Sold more hardware in August than in company history and yet, we still don't have a sales or marketing org. If you're looking to join one of the fastest growing startups helping Reindustrialize America, DM or email me [email protected]
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wtf
i had opus 5.5 and astra pull the source code for call of duty world at war and port the classic og zombies map over to web check this shit out
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i hooked up @typesafeai 's JEV to play co-op with me he a lil weird but he chill
i had opus 5.5 and astra pull the source code for call of duty world at war and port the classic og zombies map over to web check this shit out
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Our robots aura farming humans now. Emoted on him at the end.
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This video is dedicated to the AI safety kids
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I pray the US and Japan have a 1000 year alliance
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