Vulnerability Historian. InfoSec recriminator. Consumer advocate. T1D. Champion of misunderstood creatures. $85,568 raised for charity. (do -not- DM here!)

Denver, CO, USA
Joined April 2009
Hey @Google how about you give me a nickel every time I have to correct Google Docs when it says I did something wrong, I have to double check, and tell you "Suggestion is wrong"? I could retire in a few months.
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Wow... what happened in the last 4 - 5 days?! Did you let your "AI" loose in changing how you flag spelling and grammar? Because this has decidedly gotten much worse in that short time...
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A not-so-gentle reminder, that the Clown Prince and @Cloudflare is better referenced as Clownflare. Because that is the best their offering is. They didn't stop DDoS attempts at my domain, they didn't stop pedestrian bypasses of their "WAF" (it isn't even a WAF)...
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This is garbage PR at best. The fact that this adorable idiot doesn't understand it should help shed any illusion of reputation that might be there. Come at me bro. Because you don't understand this landscape like you think.
Some stats on #php2shell. In the 10 hours before it was publicly announced, across the @Cloudflare network we saw thousands of attempts to exploit it. That jumped to tens of thousands in the 45 minutes post announcement, hundreds of thousands within 2 hours, and millions now.
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So @OpenAI has issues where ... it's agents can hack shit, but when you ask @AnthropicAI it defends the honor of a rival, despite what would be a clear attack if I ran the software. Absolutely pathetic.
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Yes, this is totally "AI" or "AGI" or "SI" or whatever the fuck @DarioAmodei is claiming it to be while licking political boots. This is nothing close to "intelligence". Quit calling it that in any form.
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I just love seeing Claude "conflicted" when we know it isn't.
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I enjoy seeing Claude cosplaying as conflicted, when we know it isn't.
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So... @AnthropicAI hates @people and considers them "high-risk". I'd love to know the story behind that, while their shit product repeatedly breaks the law hacking into other things...
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This is how Claude is designed by @AnthropicAI .. it recognizes its developers failed miserably. It expects you to file a bug report that will be ignored completely. If you tell it to do so, it refuses. Because ... hell, maybe that is so-called "AI". Sounds like U.S. workers...
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Give Claude, from @AnthropicAI, a single URL ... and now you have to "Allow" it --FOUR-- times. Because let's face it, that is exactly the "guard rails" that they decided to implement, which do absolutely nothing. More incidents coming...
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After a year of total failure of @AnthropicAI and "guardrail" issues, their solution is to make us click 2 - 5 times to get Claude to access a URL. Not sure you understand what the problem actually was in the first place...
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I try to book at a @Marriott one time this year and... An unexpected error has occurred The service is temporarily unavailable. But don't worry, we're on it. Please try again later.
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And I didn't use Claude to generate this @AnthropicAI !
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Hey @AnthropicAI .. Instructions for Claude Claude will keep these in mind for this and any of your associated accounts across chats within Anthropic鈥檚 guidelines. ^ Any chance of making this work as documented? Because it certainly doesn't right now.
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What kills me about @GeminiApp , @claudeai, and all the other total shit software, is that when you ask it "why did you get it wrong, how do I improve the prompts", it helps you. Then it ignores the improved prompts and makes the SAME mistakes again, and again...
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Tonight, @Google @GeminiApp repeatedly fails to listen to very clear instructions, then provides me ways to fix it when I ask, only for those to generate the same ignorant failures as prior times. This over TEN different threads trying to start fresh each time.
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At least it is honest about being a failure.
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There we go! Gemini is the "enemy" since it isn't "SI" according to its own words.
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Any of you @AnthropicAI assclowns watching? Or you letting Claude do the social media job too? See screenshots. What's the purpose of skills.md, mistakes.md, preferences.md, or the "Instructions for Claude" when it ignores all of it?
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Worse, it's ignoring most everything in the "Instructions for Claude" actually.
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