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and though she may be little, she is fierce.

Joined April 2010
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Purchasing plane tickets while your browser is in Incognito mode will lower the prices.
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Lunch & study sesh with @audgee_1 😊✏️📓 – at Albany, NY
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Eating chocolate while studying helps the brain retain new information easily and is directly linked to high test scores.
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Sleeping next to someone you love not only reduces depression, but it helps you live longer, and makes you fall asleep faster.
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Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this: "Jim's whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe."
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why doesn’t school teach you actual life skills like how to meet rich businessmen
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If you're going out tonight maybe I'll catch your eye, maybe we'll lose our minds tonight we'll fall until we fly 🎶 #DMB
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If you kiss your wife everyday in the morning you live five years longer on average.
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Sooo glad my name isn't Barbra like fuckkk that sucks
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i'm kinda nervous about 2014 because 2+0+1+4=7 and you know how many nipples hitler would have had if he had 5 more... that's right, 7
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The space between the tears we cry is the laughter that keeps us coming back for more #DMB
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Girls have periods, cramps, babies, and everything else. The least a guy could do is text her first
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I fall up stairs, down stairs, on the street, off my bed, back onto my bed, for the wrong men, etc. etc.
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All women are crazy. You just have to pick a pretty one.
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Men are actually more emotionally affected by relationship troubles than women. They just do a better job of hiding it.
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Psychology says - waiting is painful, forgetting is painful but not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.
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That awkward moment when you have to get over someone you never even dated.
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Females with an "A" in their first name are said to be more beautiful, intelligent and live longer.
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It only takes about 0.2 seconds to fall in love.
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Sometimes you have to go through the worst in order to get to the best.
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