Audgee retweeted
Purchasing plane tickets while your browser is in Incognito mode will lower the prices.
Audgee retweeted
Eating chocolate while studying helps the brain retain new information easily and is directly linked to high test scores.
Audgee retweeted
Sleeping next to someone you love not only reduces depression, but it helps you live longer, and makes you fall asleep faster.
Audgee retweeted
Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this: "Jim's whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe."
Audgee retweeted
If you're going out tonight maybe I'll catch your eye, maybe we'll lose our minds tonight we'll fall until we fly 🎶 #DMB
Audgee retweeted
If you kiss your wife everyday in the morning you live five years longer on average.
Audgee retweeted
i'm kinda nervous about 2014 because 2+0+1+4=7 and you know how many nipples hitler would have had if he had 5 more... that's right, 7
Audgee retweeted
The space between the tears we cry is the laughter that keeps us coming back for more #DMB
Audgee retweeted
Girls have periods, cramps, babies, and everything else. The least a guy could do is text her first
Audgee retweeted
I fall up stairs, down stairs, on the street, off my bed, back onto my bed, for the wrong men, etc. etc.
Audgee retweeted
Men are actually more emotionally affected by relationship troubles than women. They just do a better job of hiding it.
Audgee retweeted
Psychology says - waiting is painful, forgetting is painful but not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.
Audgee retweeted
Females with an "A" in their first name are said to be more beautiful, intelligent and live longer.









