Joined July 2025
high school is funny because you’ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel
October 2019. Homecoming. We would do drugs in the handicap stall. I was anorexic and my on again off again boyfriend used to legitimately hold me captive against my will sometimes. I sold pesticide dab pens. I was young wild and sorta free
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im not racist my ai is black
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2015 famous dex was something else man
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Still the funniest sales call of all time 😭
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this is f*cking insane... a guy reverse-engineered his Ray-Ban Meta glasses with Opus 5.5 and turned them into JARVIS for the race track it reads the track in real time, draws the racing line on the asphalt and tells him when to brake, turn in and counter-steer his lap: 1:52.4 → 1:47.1. minus 5.3 seconds in one session here's how it works step by step: step 1 → the glasses stream what he sees to his phone, 30 frames a second step 2 → a vision model finds the asphalt, the curbs and the next corner in every frame, even with his head shaking step 3 → Opus 5.5 plans the racing line: outside → apex → outside, and paints it right on the road step 4 → green = full throttle. red = braking zone. orange = you're in the corner step 5 → before every turn: "BRAKE · 80 m", countdown, then "turn in", then "apex" step 6 → when the rear slides, it shows the drift angle and which way to counter-steer step 7 → the voice in his ear: "brake… now", "hold the apex", "full throttle" step 8 → a mini-map in the corner compares his line with the ideal one and shows the lap delta live under the hood: → no cloud, everything runs on the phone → if it loses the road, the line fades out instead of lying to you → every lap is saved, so it learns where you lose time F1 teams pay millions for a race engineer. he made one out of sunglasses
REA is pure f*cking treasure right now it lets your AI agent reverse engineer any app, down to the binary Opus 5.5 reads how a feature works, then rebuilds its own version from scratch but one wrong number can pass every check in this article :
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Ray-Ban Meta glasses have no display/AR for road overlays; video is rendered visualization. Poster's follow-up shares hypothetical prompt using ~5 fps video call to computer, not claimed 30 fps on-phone real-time. x.com/N01ennn/status… meta.com/ai-glasses/ray… vrarwiki.com/wiki/Ray-Ban_M…
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*paws at you* nigger *paws at you* nigger *paws at you* nigger *paws at you* nigger *paws at you* nigger
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you could probably record a few thousand mundane “regular shit” 30 second tutorials on youtube and make $250k a year for the rest of your life but you wont do it
Replying to @rfknephew
4.2M views on the can opener one. he's not alone in there
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so 8.6% do come true? #validated
91.4% of anxious thoughts never come true.
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NO WAY ATOW & TRK511 ARE PLAYING LIKE THIS 😭💀 AND ATOW JUST SCORED A DISGUSTING POGO??? BRO WHAT IS THIS 🤯🔥
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This the type of shit I expect in UE6
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genuinely how it feels
we’ll have no more of that
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Had the most vivid dream last night depicting what my life would be like if I didnt kneecap myself with drugs and depression. Anyway, chrome grillz on the bucket
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for better or worse, this is what the tiny window of horrors decides to show me today
When a man has sex after "bottom surgery," he's basically having another man stick their penis in his inverted penis. A useless tunnel sleeve made out of penis skin and ballsack that sometimes has hair and colon lining. Why are we pretending this is stunning and brave? 🤢 #trans
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SEVEN SECONDS SHORT OF THE RLCS OT RECORD HOLY CINEMA
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I have a fetish for gummy horsegirls that gnaw on my penis like a corn cob
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boggles my mind that the average person is posed with the existential problem of: we have small time here but potentially infinite time in the elsewhere, Imma just pick whichever religion sounds good to me and do zero ongoing research whatsoever
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i think about this often
It's actually crazy how early I was with a lot of things. I'm not the type to really make predictions, but instead, i kind of just "do" the thing that is going to become big very soon. Like I'm really deliberate with it. It is the best way I can communicate what I know. By play
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everyone clowns on adhd people when they pop 30mg of adderall and start crying about how “they finally know what it’s like to be normal” but they’re low key right. humans are meant to be on high dose amphetamines
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Do you believeeeee my cock is too small I can feel something inside my balls I really dont think Im big enough, no!
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