@auntwhimsy

be not afraid

 Denton, TX
Joined February 2021
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Hour 2 into my Sunday 12 hour shift (I have to work all day because my coworker is having a gender reveal party) and I broke a lock by shoving the wrong key into it. My other coworker offered to shoot it open with his 9 mm 👍
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canonical autism experience
Persephonē@steviaplathOct 19
feeling so maternal towards the wizard of loneliness today
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Come to Alamo drafthouse’s 11:30 am showing of You Can See Everything if you want your ass beat!
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“We must remember that the rationalistic attitude of the West is not the only possible one and is not all-embracing, but is in many ways a prejudice and a bias that ought perhaps to be corrected.” ― C.G. Jung, Synchronicity
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All of my opps at least slightly resemble bubble bass from SpongeBob. Either in spirit or appearance (usually both.)
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White woman ashes
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Ordering my cava salad extra dirty extra wet
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If anyone near or around Denton, TX wants some kitties hmu!!! No sickos please!!!!
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Found a liter of kittens bruh
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Susie retweeted
bo@TheldlerWheelSep 29
Sue me I wanna be wanted
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This photo is deadass me And my homies getting mcdonals
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Just saw a motorcyclist going 40 mph on the freaking highway at 11 pm!! My guy I am sick to my stomach!
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Telling shy awkward guys they got “quiet confidence”
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I’ve noticed that a lot of places don’t sell Red Bull anymore which is a bummer. Sometimes I want like 90 mg of caffeine instead of 200 :(
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Plus they taste the best low key
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The hand knows it will find a home on the hot stove
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I’m a feminist for the most part but when a man cuts me in line imma say “ladies first”
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