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I come here for sports and to say things I don’t want to have to argue about on Facebook. Still use the Oxford comma. Rangers. Cowboys. Crypto.

Oktaha, OK
Joined September 2008
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If you want fans of the NBA to get annoyed at a style of play that everyone in the NBA does, just point out that a player from the Thunder does it.
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We're celebrating Adrian Beltré's birthday with a giveaway 🎉 Repost and reply for a chance to win this @Topps Tier 1 autographed card!
Adrian Beltré was no stranger to the one-knee homer 🤣 Happy 47th birthday to the first-ballot Hall of Famer 🥳
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Trying to create a stat to project how younger players *should* progress throughout their careers. These stats are what I believe will accurately show future productivity. Now all I need to do is to accurately assign a value to each stat to creat an overall "projectability score"
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This is it – the moment we’ve been waiting for. The SEC will drop its appeal – a resounding victory for Ripple, for crypto, every way you look at it. The future is bright. Let's build.
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🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯
Strange the SEC files an appeal once $XRP breaks ATH… It’s almost as if these clowns are complicit in market manipulation The Trump administration couldn’t come quick enough
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To make this as simple as possible. From the Trump administration’s perspective: 🔹 Bitcoin is not a ”US crypto.” 🔹 Ethereum is definitely not a ”US crypto.” 🔹 XRP is a ”US crypto.” The largest one. Yes, I know crypto assets are decentralized… but the largest holder of XRP is a US company. XRP was designed by American software developers residing in the US. Ripple is also expanding US dollar usage around the world & has created a next generation cross-border payments system that has to follow US sanctions and banking laws. Nothing would make more sense to me than Ripple & XRP being a US secret weapon that other countries would also get behind. Funny how the last US SEC administration gave Ethereum and BTC a free pass while going after XRP.
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#Rangers are planning to create a bronze statue of Adrian Beltre to be positioned outside of Globe Life Field in 2025.
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These rangers posts back and forth with you all are freaking incredible. I’m trying to respond as fast as i can but I’m just as freaking excited as you guys!!! Let’s freaking go!!!!
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Don’t tease Kraken… let’s do it… 😎
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“Telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.” - Kurt Vonnegut
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If you're part of today's woke revolution, you need to study the part of revolutions where they spin out of control.
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The fairway, I presume
Figured I'd spare @maxhoma23 the trouble and roast myself... 1. "That's a pretty strong view. Probably not stronger than that grip though." 2. "Didn't think anything could ruin that view...then you swung the club" What'd I miss, Max?
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Eagles got nothing out of their passing game b/c Niners defense is outstanding … which is why you all owe Dak Prescott an apology.
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PJ tells us “I asked (school friend) if sticking up just your middle toe also means the F word.”
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Women’s sports running a commercial begging people to watch, to prove they deserve the coverage.
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Serious question: Is Gisele Bundchen contractually obligated to start dating Pete Davidson?
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Agreed, probably in 2025 methinks. First, new ATH in 2023- blow-off top 5th wave above 100k- followed by the largest bear market we have seen yet that is worse than the current one in both time and price- taking us to the 10-14k that everyone is waiting for now. $BTC
Can’t wait to buy $btc bottom at $10k in 2024/25.
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