The Ellen Show · Mar 3, 2014 · 3:06 AM UTC

Patrick Arenson retweeted

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

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The Ellen Show · Feb 12, 2014 · 5:58 PM UTC

Patrick Arenson retweeted

"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be." --Abraham Lincoln

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The Ellen Show · Jan 29, 2014 · 1:51 AM UTC

Patrick Arenson retweeted

Raise 5 cents for charity just by tweeting this hashtag: #BellLetsTalk, first let's retweet!

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Great Minds Quotes · Dec 29, 2013 · 3:19 AM UTC

Patrick Arenson retweeted

"If you have zest and enthusiasm you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind." - Norman Vincent Peale

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The Ellen Show · Oct 2, 2013 · 12:16 AM UTC

Patrick Arenson retweeted

For everyone who misses the panda cam, here's a video of a sweet dog taking care of a baby. You're welcome, America. ellen.tv/19kMwQn

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LINA · Aug 17, 2013 · 6:30 AM UTC

Patrick Arenson retweeted

i need to always remember my own advice- cause im the best and i know everything

LaQueefa™ · May 14, 2013 · 9:46 PM UTC

Patrick Arenson retweeted

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck" and makes me really happy? A food truck

LaQueefa™ · May 19, 2013 · 7:47 PM UTC

Patrick Arenson retweeted

Well.. I just knocked down the vending machine and now they're tryna suspend me. Bitchass machine should've gave me my honey bun

Condescending Wonka · May 13, 2013 · 5:28 AM UTC

Patrick Arenson retweeted

McDonald's should have a third window where you can trade in all the wrong shit they gave you at the second window.

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