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Me: Oh damn, I can’t open this jam jar, whatever shall I d- Blue Labour member, nose pressed against my kitchen window: Have you tried racism?
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48 hours until polls close. YouGov's MRP tonight shows Tory majority halved. It's all of us who are doing this: a message of hope on every doorstep. Pull a sickie. Bunk off university. Wear holes in your shoes. Keep at it. On polling day: get out of London & get out the vote!
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Meanwhile... (the end had me hard ROFLing)
I Am Jesus Christ is a real game based on the New Testament. Watch the announcement trailer here:
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Conservative candidate Sally Ann Heart defending her view that Disabled people / those with learning disabilities should be paid less as they ‘Don’t understand money’! Actually unbelievable. Audience do not agree... #GeneralElection19 #tory #jc4pm
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NON-GOOSE TWEET: if you're in the UK, please, please, please go and vote for a Labour government on Dec 12th END NON-GOOSE TWEET
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I don't think it's controversial to say that Mark Fisher would be revolted to see his work pressed into this argument for centrist disdain & disengagement, & worse, in defence of a gaggle of washed-up, washed-out nothingnesses of politicians & 'Blue Labourism'. FFS. Pick a side.
Our general election 2019 Leader. Why Britain deserves better — and why we won't endorse any party. newstatesman.com/politics/uk…
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Doing No Delete December, you gotta find other ways to fix your mistakes besides taking the cowards way out
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I’m moving to Bolton - average salary £80k per annum...#BBCQT
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very excited to have another Gaping Orbits track in a @thanokinesis mix 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
What if we kissed in the superspectrum? ~ Mixtape mixcloud.com/thanokinesis/6-… ft. @NickFerrariLBC, !luuli, Ramases, EL Heath, Flying Saucer Attack, Kōji Niikura, @kimwilde, @cjseverin, @avoidthepuddle, @theghostnghoul, Sacrificial Totem, Harry Manfredini & @LILBTHEBASEDGOD
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broke: the older you get the more you realize the joker was right woke: the older you get the more you realize Poison Ivy was right
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Fortean Grime - Halloween Special mixcloud.com/thanokinesis/fo… ☠ 👽👹🧙🧛🧟🦇🕷🕸🛸🎃🔮🕯🗡⚰🌕🐧🔪
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I'm watching an interview with Alfred Hitchcock and it appears the whole audience is made up of serial killers.
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im losing my shit
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A restaurant in the USA posts it’s bad reviews at the front of the restaurant....
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On the day people are calling for the Queen's arrest and imprisonment after breaking the law in allowing parliament to be prorogued... theoutline.com/post/7900/res…
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finished a new Chronowerx mix just in time for the end of 9/09 although there's relatively little focus on the the Roland machine on here, i wanted to get this out for #909day to properly invoke all of the occult implications of the 9/0 pairing soundcloud.com/chronowerx/ch…
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BBC News presenter just described this as a "powerful", "stark" image, as if it was an art installation, rather than the Prime Minister giving a speech to the country flanked by dozens of police and using language like "dead in a ditch".
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– at Lambeth, London
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The eye of Hurricane Dorian
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