Ava

The fact that they’re making @sarahdessen books into movies when I’m 28 instead of 18 is really just unfair

If you don’t spend 90% of watching musical movies looking for Newsies cast members from 10 years ago, we are not the same

Me: makes a nice beet salad for dinner Also me (on the same night): air fries pizza rolls at 9pm

Anyone want to buy two tickets to the Bonnie & Clyde concert from me for Monday? Impulse July purchase and I am not in London!

Today I decided I absolutely cannot continue in life unless I clean behind my fridge (which I’m certain has never been cleaned behind), and I have already sustained multiple injuries and it has not moved an inch away from the wall.

My 2022 resolution is to stop getting @ChipotleTweets because they have messed up my past 3 orders. Officially all in on Taco Bell.

I’d like to pitch a revival of American Psycho on Broadway

Why did no one tell me I needed to be proficient in Spanish to see West Side Story?!?!

Can someone invent a bag that I can carry a dog and a laptop in? Why is this not a thing???

Hi @TMFanSupport I have tickets for a concert on Thursday and my new physical tickets were never sent to me and I can’t get any help from support

If you see me talking to my dog on the streets of the Upper West Side, no you didn’t.

Petition for @NevSchulman to be on next season of @CircleNetflix

Name something more Jewish than the Trader Joe’s on the UWS being out of honey today

My Instacart shopper got my ice cream before anything else 👀👀 what kind of chaotic shopping is this

Every part of @TheTonyAwards

Broadway opening nights

don’t have to ask me twice

Come on @EversourceCT it’s so hot out I cannot have no power