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self proclaimed greatest man to ever breathe.

Upstairs, going hard
Joined April 2012
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I’ll never truly believe god loves me cos of he did my genetics would be better
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If your man is comfortable watching you do house chores alone, he hates you. If your woman is comfortable watching you carry all the bills alone, she hates you. Anything that doesn’t involve both of you making each other’s lives easier in ALL areas is definitely not love.
Ladies using childcare and house chores as a defence. I don’t think a responsible man would complain about caring for his own children or helping around the house. Just that some women have simply lost their ability to be feminine. I won’t explain further. Don’t come for my head
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Better than what he usually does to feet 🤧
🚨 BREAKING: Rex Ryan arrested for allegedly hitting 2 pedestrians, running over their feet. Details: tmz.me/4sW7c2m
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You might be a bloodhound big darg cos how are you smelling energy drinks from across a train carriage?
Because it STINKS? LOL.
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Translation: I’m rich
Jennifer Aniston, 57 yaşında formunu nasıl koruduğunu şöyle anlatıyor: ▪️ "Alarm için eski bir telefon kullanıyorum. ▪️ Şarj aletlerim yataktan iki metre uzakta. ▪️ Uyandıktan sonraki 1 saat telefona bakmıyorum. ▪️ İlk iş yarım litre suya bir limonun suyunu sıkıp içiyorum. ▪️ Yüzüme 25 kez buzlu su çarpıyorum, cildimi uyandırıyor. ▪️ Kahveme kolajen, tarçın ve badem sütü katıyorum. ▪️ Haftada en az dört kez çalışıyorum, kas gücü çok önemli. ▪️ Su içmezsem cildim donuklaşıyor, enerjim düşüyor. ▪️ Küçükken annem şekerli içecekleri elimden alırdı. ▪️ Şimdi onu anlıyorum ve ona minnettarım. ▪️ Saçıma ısı uygulamaktan kaçınıyorum, ısı saçı mahvediyor. ▪️ Uyku ve az stres en önemli şeylerden. ▪️ Yatmadan bir saat önce bütün ekranları kapatıyorum. ▪️ Tuzlu sıcak bir banyo yapıp meditasyona geçiyorum. ▪️ Hafta içi saat 22.00'de yatakta olmaya çalışıyorum. ▪️ İpek yastık kılıfı kullanıyorum, odayı 20 derecede tutuyorum. ▪️ Benim için iyi uyku, gece uyanmadan sekiz saat uyumak. ▪️ Kaybedilen uykunun telafi edilemeyeceğine inanıyorum." "Bedenini kırmak zorunda değilsin, keşke bunu 20 yıl önce bilseydim." Aniston'ın sırrı mucize bir diyet değil, her gün sürdürebildiği küçük seçimler.
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This gotta be the stupidest thing to be mad at cos how does that even affect you?
I actually detest people who drink energy drinks on the train… especially in the morning. Are you a fucking dragon? Drink some water like a normal person what the fuck.
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Pokemon in the hood (part 5) Made with @higgsfield
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Icl I would have told her stuff that even the Book of Life doesn’t know about me
※音量注意w
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Disrespectfully, I don’t give a flying fuck what he’s been through. He can suck his mums labia from the back
What on earth is Dele Alli doing?! 😡 Burning an Arsenal shirt on stream while still a free agent is completely disrespectful. He might as well retire! 🫵 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬? 👇
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Wasn’t it always on Netflix?
Every episode of POWER is now on Netflix
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In May, Tony Hinchcliffe stood on a Netflix stage and said George Floyd is “looking up at us all, laughing so hard that he can’t breathe.” Floyd’s family called it what it was. Plenty of people shrugged and said it’s just a roast. This month at Madison Square Garden, Dave Chappelle told the same joke. Same words. New name. Now the same crowd wants him cancelled. If that joke didn’t bother you when it was about a Black man murdered by police, you don’t get to find your outrage now. Chappelle didn’t write a new joke. He held up a mirror. Dave Chappelle is a genius. 🎥:@netflix @DaveChappelle
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The reactions in the chicken one are killing meeeee 😭😭
Gordon Ramsay really decided to flex on everyone blindfolded..😍😍
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Kyler Murray learning he's now free to play Call of Duty and GTA without disappointing Justin Jefferson:
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I actually live for these videos now
Pokémon working 9 to 5
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Justin Jefferson right now
Breaking: The Raiders are finalizing a trade to send QB Kirk Cousins to the Vikings, per @RapSheet, @MikeGarafolo and @AdamSchefter.
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Why?
Say something nice about Carson Wentz
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Niggas really love big ass natural titties 😂.
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Sometimes, it's actually black people that are the downfall of black people
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Nusa nd Kroupi pls nd tank u
🚨 ( @MiguelDelaney ) - ديلايني - يراقب أرسنال 4 أسماء لتعزيز هجومه في يناير: أليكس باينا، إندريك، أنطونيو نوسا وإيلي جونيور كروبي. يرغب أرتيتا في ضم لاعب سريع يجيد نقل الكرة إلى الأمام والتعامل مع المساحات الضيقة، لكن أي صفقة قد تعتمد على رحيل أحد اللاعبين @AFC_1886
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“There is no such thing as Palestine.” — Charlie Kirk
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