Deft Punk 😈
Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2007
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@AWeissmann_ if I could get you to wish my MIL Maria a happy 80th Birthday, she might finally like me. She’s a big fan of yours - and she thinks you’re hot. Pretty please? 🙏🏻🔥🎉
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All of my friends are talking about mindful eating and I’m just thinking… Don’t mind if I do! 🥂 @ParisBaguetteUS #mindfuleating
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I keep getting stuck on PCH behind a car with a license plate surround that says, “Do you follow Jesus this close?” Not sure what is worse, the weaponization of Jesus or the poor grammar.
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Still some of the best parenting advice I’ve ever had : On NYE, hide all the clocks and watches you can. Around 5pm, set all visible time displays ahead 3 hours. Kids think it’s midnight at 9pm 🥂
#afterhours #NewYear2022
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Congratulations!! 🥂😘 🧘♂️
BOOM! We just rolled past 10 million subscribers to the @yogawithadriene channel. This is beyond anything we ever imagined when we started this project. Sincere thanks to everybody who has been a part of this journey. ❤️🙌🎉
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I have never been more excited about a collection of recipes! #masaforever
So, so thrilled to share what I've been working on with @alisedaandrea @fanygerson @theglutster @pigporkswine @JarrettMelendez & the @epicurious team epicurious.com/collection/ma…
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Whoops.
This picture of cheese helped send a man to prison for 13 years theverge.com/tldr/2021/5/24/… bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-me… WHY IS THIS THE HEADLINE EVERYWHERE!? It’s not the cheese—it’s that police LIFTED HIS FINGERPRINTS from the photo.
In other words, fyi your fingerprints are online.
Good boulder problem to have :)
Very excited to be climbing in one of the most beautiful places on earth again. What walls!! instagram.com/p/CPCDKzOBiU2/…
Trying to spend a gift card at oldnavy.com and I keep getting an error message to call Customer Service. Their CS, both chat and voice, is the worst. I think the universe is telling me not to shop at Old Navy.
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