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avery

@averykimball

dent with a dream of becoming hole

Joined June 2008
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as an old, i humbly and soberly tell you: YOU HAVE NO TIME AAAAAA SOCIETY IS TRICKING YOU DO IMPORTANT THINGS NOW DONT WAIT YOU HAVE NO TIME STOP DOING WHATEVER YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW AND DO THAT THING YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD BE DOING YOURE GOING TO DIE YOU HAVE NO TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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disobedience feels like oppression, to the jailer
ryan (@johnfoured) profile pictureryan@johnfouredNov 7
lol actually yeah. teachers do, weirdly enough, have less institutional power than the young boys. when the parents treat them like princes who can’t do any wrong and the school refuses to deliver consequences, the teacher has no power to do anything
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'what about romance novels are pornographic?' is evidently an uncomfortable question
Katie Campione (@katie_campione) profile pictureKatie Campione@katie_campione22h
Replying to @olivertraldi
What about romance novels equals pornography to you? Weird that men keep suggesting this. Also, I do play video games! Because again my interests and tastes don’t exist on a made up gender binary.
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just grabbed all the jane austen books gonna sit my male ass down and read
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me when i have to accept an eula before i can use the software
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i finally figured everything out and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
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sometimes you prompt an llm and discover it has been waiting for a moment to talk about it's autistic niche interest
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'it's', huh
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Modern Leftists: At long last, we have created the Bourgeoisie from the classic treatise Das Kapital
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A strange game. The only winning move is to play.
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'wait- nationalizing industry is fascism? what's the difference between fascism and communism, then?' aesthetics
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'transition' is probably good, right i've been informed that 'transitioning' away from parents is always warranted
bosco selene (@selentelechia) profile picturebosco selene
@selentelechiaNov 6
2yo goes to Montessori a few days a week and for several months he's been very unhappy about the drop-off I did a lot of checking and I'm 99.9% sure it's just the transition that he hates but i may have solved it today with mittens guy just wanted some gear ig?
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'Whoa, what do you call your act?' 'The Socratics!'
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most culture can just go we could burn schulz's sick-making celebration of betrayal and self-betrayal we have that capacity
Cool Dude 🤠💀 (@cooldudetm) profile pictureCool Dude 🤠💀@cooldudetmNov 5
The last 3 years of the Peanuts comic before Charles Schulz died is the most depressing piece of literature ever crafted. A harrowing look at incoming mortality. A gradual darkness around the corners of your eyes swallowing more n more of the light. Atrophy calls. Finality rings.
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o no babe wut u doin
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskNov 5
Banks arguably has the best vision for the future
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universities might have to provide more value than gatekeeping can't imagine what an 'education' institution might provide beyond credentials
𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ (@dekim_Kalvino) profile picture𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™
@dekim_KalvinoNov 4
A university student submitted her 40-page research paper, only for her professor to accuse her of using AI after a detection tool flagged 95% of it as AI-generated. She immediately produced a screen recording showing herself writing the entire paper from a blank document....
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i might only overcome myself- the second place to become first- in the only race that's truly happening and pass them, again into the ubermensch
0 (@Alzixx_) profile picture0
@Alzixx_Nov 3
Local library has wrong answer to their own riddle
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librarian's obviously doing some tacit transvaluation
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shit wasn't even fast
Koskoca Mazi (@gozumdecanIandi) profile pictureKoskoca Mazi
@gozumdecanIandiNov 4
2003 yılında oğlunu çeken bir adam, tesadüfen dünyanın en hızlı sivil uçaklarından biri olan Concorde'u da kadraja aldı.
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my standards for women are astronomically high she has to like me, which is the rarest feminine quality
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'feels like their intentions are good, and no one's stopping them' is how nearly everyone navigates the moral landscape isn't it
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i propose that there is moral alpha in having bad intentions, and no one can stop you i suspect no one has honestly tried this
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